We have all been there, beer is delicious but an occasional “Sex on the beach” is pretty tasty! However, if you want to keep your man-card intact then here is some advice from Askmen.com about what drinks you should never order in public! Not saying you can’t drink them alone in your apartment as you watch Desperate Housewives, just keep it manly when out with the boys!
See the list after the jump!
#1.) Anything You Can’t Pronounce. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try something new. Just figure out how to pronounce it before you order.
#2.) A Malibu and Diet Coke. As a general rule, they say guys shouldn’t drink Malibu rum to begin with. But if they do, they should at least mix it with REGULAR soda.
#3.) A Fuzzy Navel. Peach schnapps is lame no matter what it’s mixed with.
#4.) Sex on the Beach. It just LOOKS like a girl drink, and according to AskMen, it should only be ordered by sorority girls.
#5.) Any Fruit-Flavored Malt Beverage. That means things like Smirnoff Ice, Mike’s Hard Lemonade, and Bacardi Silver. Drinking them at home is one thing, but don’t order them at a bar. Ever.
#6.) An Appletini. In fact, they say “real men” don’t order anything that ends in “tini . . . unless it’s a NORMAL martini. And you should shy away from martini glasses in general.
#7.) A Cosmopolitan. It’s what they always drank on “Sex and the City”. Nuff said.
There is your Mand-vice for the day!
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