I don’t know if you have ever seen me naked but trust me, it ain’t pretty! So of course right before I’m ready to get down and dirty in the bedroom I always find a way to turn off the lights. Either it’s strategically planned on the way into the room or I launch my shirt at the switch and hope for the best.

Thankfully I’m not the only one, according to a new global survey 64% of Americans like to do the “dance with no pants” with the lights out. Only one country beat us with 65% of people and that was England. If you’re going to do the horizontal mambo in Spain though, they will most likely keep the lights on. Only 44% of them actually preferred it dark.

Im just going to go ahead and assume it’s because we are the most obese nations in the world. It’s gotten so bad with me that I turn the lights off just to brush my teeth after I get out of the shower.