Booby Traps!

If you’re a man then you know the most powerful tool for male destruction is the female body. Well women know that too apparently. (which one of you told them?) According to a new survey 2/3 of women have used their cleavage to get advantages. I can’t count how many times I have instructed my girlfriend to “make sure the girls are out” when she is going to ask for a raise, or a cop pulls her over. To which she always replys “of course!” Now there really aren’t any statistics showing the results of whipping them out when they want something but as a guy I can say it probably works 99.9% of the time on me. Here are the stats for what most women use their cleavage for:
50% have shown their cleavage at a bar to get served quicker or get a free drink.
28% have busted out their cleavage to impress someone on first date.
16% have used their cleavage to jump a line.
14% have worn something low-cut at the WORKPLACE to try to help their career.
And finally, 8% say their breasts have gotten them out of a TICKET.

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