By “we” I mean the MEN of the world. Luckily I tricked my wonderful girlfriend into staying with me even though I look and act like a 12 year old fat kid. Some of you might not be as fortunate as I am and I think I may have discovered why. (BE WARNED if you are a guy with low self-esteem, this is not going to make you feel better) A survey was done with 2000 women to find out what the qualities are that make the perfect man. The only part I have going for me is the clean shaven, hairless chest thing. That’s because, like I said, I look like I’m 12. Check out the breakdown of the 26 criteria after the jump and ladies let us know how accurate it is!
Physical. Six feet tall. Muscularly toned and athletic. Brown eyes. Short dark hair. Smooth chest. Clean shaven. Good fashion sense, but gets ready in 17 minutes or less. Wears jeans and a v-neck sweater.
Habits. Non-smoker. Prefers beer over wine or cocktails. Admits when he looks at other women. Eats meat.
Education, Career, Money. College degree. Earns more than you . . . approximately $76,000-a-year. Drives an Audi.
Hobbies. Loves shopping. Watches football. Can swim and ride a bike. Knows how to change a tire. Has a driver’s license. Likes dramas and reality shows.
Other Emotional Stuff. Calls his mom twice a week. Says “I love you” only when he means it. Is sensitive when you’re upset. Has a good sense of humor. Wants a family.
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