I think as a man grows older he slowly figures out the things you are NOT supposed to say to any female. EVER. Of course, that doesn’t mean we learned anything or that we aren’t going to slip every now and then. My shoe has permanent teeth marks on the tip from all the times I put my foot in my mouth.
For those of us that need help every now and then, there was a survey done to find out the absolute WORST things you can say to a woman. The best thing FYI is “Have you lost weight?” acccording to the women surveyed. Click the jump to read the worst.
#1.) Avoid anything that can be interpreted as “fat”: Broad and curvy are adjectives you’ll want to avoid.
#2.) Don’t ask them if they’re sick: “You look tired” and “Are you feeling okay?” are bad ideas.
#3.) No back-handed complements: It should be a no-brainer, but don’t say “You’re not as stupid as you look” or “You don’t look as bad as I thought you would.”
#4.) Don’t imply that they’re getting old: “You look like your father/mother” won’t go over well.
#5.) Don’t mention their makeup: No matter what you say, they’ll interpret it as “You’re wearing too much”.
Ok, I think I got it…wait…i forgot already.
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