Now I am lucky enuogh to have a wonderful woman in my life that “completes me” but there are some people out there who don’t. I get it, it sucks being alone and having no one to care if you die or not but I can probably figure out why that is. You STINK of desperation!

I am kind of disturbed by the survey that I found that said that %75 of men and %70 of women  who have GREAT salaries would be willing to

give them up for a relationship (Not marriage or their “soul mate” just a relationship). They have a town that could help you with that, it’s called “VEGAS BABY!” But honestly, you have probably worked your butt off to get to where you are at your job and you would throw that away? Yeah yeah, I already know what you’re going to say “what good is money when you have no one to share it with” ummm it’s MONEY! No one is going to want your unemployed or broke ass after you quit your job.

You will want to spend all this time with your new lover and you imagine going on vacations and out to dinner every night. You are looking into each others eyes and saying how much you loooove one another. Then the check comes… not so happy anymore are ya? Maybe if you stopped stalking the person you think is “purrdy” you would have a shot with her/him.

Yeah I know it sounds harsh but I’m just saying what all the poor people want to say to you. QUIT BEING SO EMO!