Holy Crap. I some how made it to 300 posts. What the hell could I have possibly said about 300 different topics. I’m sure you didn’t read them all but I’ll pretend you have been stalking my page since I typed my first word. I don’t know what else to say, this really isn’t an accomplishment…it’s not gonna make the resume or anything. Ok it actually might. Right under *Excellent self pleasure-er since 1990* in the “Special Skills” section that I don’t have. Well if you actually take the time to read this post then THANKS! ….both of you. (Hi Mom!) and hopefully I can continue writing for the next 300 posts. I don’t know though, this kind of makes me a big deal and I may just hire someone to dictate what I say. Yeah…that sounds like a great idea! (FYI the picture is totally what I look like when I play pretend in my Superman costume…close enough)