Wow. Your Life Really DOES Suck.

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I speak of course to those of you whom are considered “Emo” by choice or because daddy didn’t play catch with you in your suburban front yard because the Porshe was in the way. We can usually spot the “Emo” kid by the way one side of his hair hangs over his eye because it makes him look “mysterious.” Well MORE bad news for you little Tommy, because you may actually be ruinging your life with that hair cut your rocking. I hope you get over that Emo stage quickly because it may have a lasting affect on you in your adult life. Click the jump to find out….or don’t….whatever….sigh…

 
An optometrist in Australia named Andrew Hogan says that haircut could actually cause kids to develop a LAZY EYE. Hogan says the haircut forces one eye to do all the work, and the other eye to do nothing.  So if a kid keeps that hairstyle for too long, especially when they’re young, it can cause a lazy eye.

So you will have no one to blame but yourself if no one can look you in the eye when you get older. Hopefullty you will realize that life really isn’t that bad. Blah blah blah “It Gets Better” Blah blah. “Quit yer bitchin'” is what my mom used to tell me.

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