
We are a sensitvie bunch. By “we” I mean us guys. Believe it or not we are a little insecure as well (it’s not all about YOU!) and we have a reputation to protect. So there are some things you can tell your friends about us, like how GREAT we are in bed. That we don’t mind, you could announce that to the world if you like. Just don’t tell them we like to cuddle afterwards! That just makes us sound like a wuss. I know, it shouldn’t be anything we are ashamed of because the ladies like a cuddler. Trust us, we don’t want to be ashamed but we have to be because it’s not “Manly” when said out loud. So keep in between us because if that gets out then we have to deal with our friends calling us “Captain Cuddle Pants.” So In order to help you ladies in this process I have discovered a list of things that ARE and AREN’T ok for you to tell your friends about. Check them out after the jump!
Here are five times men DO want you to brag about them, and four times they DON’T.
#1.) Brag About His Package. As long as you’re talking about it in a FLATTERING way, 73% of guys said it’s fine if you tell your friends.
#2.) Brag About His Kissing Skills. If you want to talk about what a good kisser he is, go ahead. 87% of men said they’re cool with it.
#3.) If He Gives You a Present, Tell Anyone You Want To. Almost 90% of guys want you to, and the same thing goes for compliments: 86% of men want you to brag if they give you a good one.
#4.) Brag About Your Dates. If he spends a bunch of money on you or plans something romantic, brag to your friends if you want to. 88% of the men polled said it’s fine.
#5.) Brag About How Sweet He Can Be Sometimes. Almost 85% of the guys in the poll said you should brag about how he has a softer side, or about anything that makes him look like a, quote, “nice guy.”
Okay, now here are four things he DOESN’T want you bragging about to your friends:
#1.) The Pet Names You Have for Each Other. You can CALL him whatever you want. He just doesn’t want you to TELL anyone about it.
#2.) Anything He Says in Bed That’s Especially Dirty. Basically, he just doesn’t want your friends to look at him like he’s a sleaze ball.
#3.) That He Likes to Cuddle. This one was actually close, but the majority of guys said they DON’T want you talking about their cuddling habits. On the other hand, the vast majority DO want you to talk up their BEDROOM skills, which isn’t surprising.
#4.) That He Manscapes . . . Or, That He DOESN’T Manscape. The votes were basically split on this one too, but Cosmo says NOT to go into detail about his manscaping habits because nobody wants to know anyway. Plus, you wouldn’t want him telling his buddies what YOU shave and don’t shave.