Sometimes when you don’t expect people to ask you questions you can sound like an idiot when you give an answer right? For instance, I go to the airport every now and then and only one time has the guy checking my ticket ever asked me something. It was such a weird way to question me too and I wasn’t expecting it. I happen to still have my Nevada license so when he randomly spit out “Never hit on 12 right?” it threw me off. Instead of saying what first popped into my head, which was “Are you on drugs” and let it simmer a minute until I understood what he said and why he said it. It made for an awkward 10 seconds. I bring this up because of what just happened in California.

On Friday, Customs officials in L.A. questioned a guy who was acting suspicious before his flight from LAX to Tokyo. When they asked him his reason for traveling, he said he was going to Japan to visit his girlfriend in Hong Kong. They told him those are different countries. He responded, “They are?” Customs searched his suitcase and found 45 Snickers bars filled with meth. He was arrested.