HULK GO…Oops?

This picture is of a brilliant man in Brazil, he though painting himself green like the Hulk would get him publicity. IT WORKED! Probably not the way he planned but here we are talking and pointing at him. When this guy was all through “hulking” around he strolled home to wash that newly green body of his. After 20 washes he was still VERY green and it was because this (jackass!) gentlman purchased the wrong KIND of paint. He bought INDUSTRIAL paint! Eventually the next day it started to flake off but now he is considering suing the place he bought the paint. Yeah, I’m sure they knew you were planning to “smash” the city Hulk style. Face it dude, you are the Jackass of the Week. You can see more pics of greenie the weenie after the jump!

I Get No Respect…

Awww I miss Rodney Dangerfield. However, he has nothing to do with this post. My girlfriend tells me the tales of her and her ex-boy,  and how towards the end of the relationship she just “lost respect”  for him. That baffled me at first but then after the story it made sense. I had never heard a break-up discribed that way before and eventually it became pretty funny (like 30 seconds TOPS). SO when i stumbled across this article onAskMen.Com  I decided to stop and read it. Apparently there are 6 different things that a man can do to make his woman “lose respect” for him. Not just the obvious ones like cheating or performing the dutch oven on her, but some ones that may suprise both men and women. Check them out after the jump!
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Keep It To Yourself!

Have you ever been cruising your online dating profile and found someone you thought was “hot” and decided to read some of their information, only to be turned off immediately by something? That’s pretty common actually. You see a hot guy/girl and think “I’d do em, but lets see if they are crazy first” and you scan through and find out they collect little model clowns under their “hobbies” section. “What kind of weirdo collects little clowns?” you think to yourself. The quickly move on to the next poor soul. Or how about those people that put all this negative stuff in their “about me” section? “I really hate my job and I don’t do well in relationships…you should give me a try, I’m fun” CLEARLY they don’t sound “fun” and you move on. Well a website named Guyism found 4 common mistakes you can make on your dating profile. So if you want to get dates then you may want to NEVER do these things after the jump!
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Ex-STRESS Yourself!

I’m not really sure what the title means but I just got done writing that Madonna/Lady Gaga post and it made sense to me so DEAL WITH IT. What this post is supposed to be about is some hidden stresses in your life that will most likely make as much sense as the title.  For instance, leaving a night light on could be a contributing factor to your stress. What? I always sleep with a light on and I don’t feel stressed (GET OFF MY BACK ALREADY!). There are 3 more hidden stress givers…hidden after the jump. (Get it? I HID the HIDDEN stresses! Get it?…classic Nick right there.)

Oh, There She is!


We all know that girl in the bar that is probably going home with a stranger that night. She just exudes “easy” and if you buy her a couple more drinks you may be the lucky one. The question is, why do we make that assumption? What do those women do or say that lets up know that she is probably not going to be a challenge? Well luckily someone found out the 5 things that women do that make them appear to be easy. Ladies you may not realize that you’re doing these things and if “easy” is NOT what you’re going for, then you may want to read the signs after the jump!

Ah Crap…I’m Learning.

Just when I thought my brain was completely numb from all the Kardashians in the news I accidentally learn something. It’s cool though! There are 6 parts of your body that are WAY younger that you are. Now I don’t feel so old, well at least by body doens’t think of itself as old anymore. I still creak and pop when I get out of bed. What’s sad is that I’m not even 30 yet! Oh well moving on. Have you ever heard that ALL the cells in your body regenerate every 7 years? Well thats not true. However, there are some parts that do “replace” themselves constantly. Check out the things that are pretty much brand new on your body after the jump!
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Would Your Relationship Pass?

Could your relationship live up to the scientific knowledge of the 1920’s? You rememeber the 20’s right? Segregation, women just started voting, REAL Coke! Well the  “Smithsonian Magazine” dug up a 1924 issue of a magazine called “Science and Invention”, and found a four-item LOVE TEST.  It was supposed to scientifically predict whether a marriage would succeed or fail. Apparently even when you ladies were barefoot and pregnant there were still marriage problems, and I thought that was the perfect life. See if you would pass the test after the jump! (WARNING: Scientist in the 20’s were kind of weird)

You Don’t Say?

You were 16 and thought that in order to get “respect” you had to do something INSANE like getting a tattoo of your girlfriends lips on your cheek. Or how about that Mickey Mouse holding a shotgun one that wouldn’t make any sense anywhere else but on your neck. Were you really living the “thug life” when you got those words tatted on your fingers? Well NOW you want a job and don’t understand why the bank won’t hire you. You’re not alone.

It turns out that tattoo removal has gone up 32% in the last year, with 40% of the people surveyed saying that they did it so they could find a job. Another 18% of people got theirs removed because it was an ex’s name. We all knew it was going to happen, but you didn’t believe us. Why? Because he was the “love of your life” and you would never break up and after high school you were going to move in together and live happily ever after (Am I hitting to close to home with anyone? My bad). So kids, think about where your putting those tattoos before you get them.

With all that said, isn’t the one in the picture the most AWESOME neck tattoo you have ever seen! That guy is totally forgiven and hired!.

Gwen’s Tragic Kingdom

Gwen Stefani from the band No Doubt and her long time husband Gavin Rossdale of Bush may be on the rocks. According to a source, Gwen may be considering a “trial seperation” because she doesn’t feel like she can trust him anymore. “Things have gone from bad to worse and they don’t know how to fix it. They’ve been through a lot and while Gwen’s putting on a brave face for the sake of the kids, she’s not sure she can save their marriage,” a source told British magazine Closer. Their relationship was rocked when a paternity test revealed Gavin had previously fathered Daisy Lowe with ex-girlfriend Pearl. Courtney Love also claimed that she’d had an affair with him. Since Gavin is going on a 6 month tour with his band they may give seperation a try.

MCA Park In Brooklyn


 

Adam Horovitz is working to have a Brooklyn park named after late Beastie Boy Adam Yauch. Horovitz’s wife and Bikini Kill and Le Tigre frontwoman Kathleen Hanna has posted on her Facebook page ‘Rename Squibb Park in Brooklyn Heights to Honor Adam Yauch’.She reveals that Adam ‘Ad-Rock’ Horovitz is working with the Parks Commissioner to get a different park named after Adam ‘MCA’ Yauch as a tribute to the late rapper, filmmaker and activist. Squibb Park is named for inventor and pharmaceutical pioneer Dr. Edward Robinson Squibb and is currently being remodeled as a skate park. They would either like to see that park renamed or the State Street Park where Adam actually played as a kid.