MARKED For Death

You thought you were being slick when you slipped off your wedding ring and went into your favorite bar didn’t you? You weren’t counting on your cunning wife predicting that you would eventually try such a devious thing were you. So if you can’t tell from the picture above, there is a new wedding band that you can buy that will leave a mark on your loved one, even if they happen to lose it down the sink (Riiiiiiiiight). The ultimate honesty tester would be to get this ring for your loved one and not tell them! Then, not only can they never ask you why it leaves a mark (because they have to take it off to notice) but they won’t be able to cheat on you either! Lets be honest. If you have to buy this ring to keep your loved one from cheating on you…rethinking the marriage wouldn’t be a horrible idea. To see the full picture and a picture of the ring click the jump!
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Do YOU Believe?

I’m not sure how to type that creepy twilight theme song but here we go.. DO do DO do DO do Do do DO do DO...that works right? In my opinion it would be selfish for us to think that we are the only planet with life in the universe, however, I don’t think they have visited us. What do you believe? Well according to a survey, 36% of you are CERTAIN that UFO’s exist, 48% of you aren’t sure and 16% of you think there is NO CHANCE they do. It’s good to see that the majority of Americans are indecisive…shocker. Do people believe that there is a Men In Black type organization that keeps people that have spotted aliens quiet? Find out the answer to that and many other questions on the next episode of….The Twilight Zonedo Do do Do do Do do Do do Do. I just wanted to type that again. It’s fun. Ok, click the jump for more stats!
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Help Your Heart

It seems like everything you do is either going to give you cancer or make you fat these days. Yet, the #1 killer is still heart disease in one form or the other. So you can keep laying in that tanning bed, smoking that cigarette and woofing down those Chocodiles (sooo good…mmmm…) but if you want to live a long time doing that then you may want to watch what you do to your heart. Scientists have come up with 5 simple tips for getting your heart healthier and all of them are free! One might even save you a lot of money. Check them out after the jump!

TGI Friday’s? …..Really?


With all the “check-ins” now on our smartphones, it was only a matter of time before we started wondering where the most popular places in the world are. So that’s what Facebook did. They analyzed all their data to find the 25 most popular landmarks in the world. Among them you find the Colosseum in Rome, Wrigley Field in Chicago and oh yeah, T.G.I. Fridays in Norway (WHAT?) First problem I have with this is that T.G.I. Fridays in more popular in Norway than at any other location in America. Really? Has no one tried their onion rings? I mean, seriously. Delicious. The second problem I have with this is that I have no idea where Norway is and therefore should not be allowed on the list, and/or access to Facebook. When you really think about it though, how can you be mad? They apparently love Fridays and wish that they were in a place that always felt like it was Friday once you got inside. Who doesn’t enjoy Fridays? Ok, Norway. I’ll allow it. If you want to see the rest of the places in the world that are popular then just click the jump!

Good Things That Are Bad.

I don’t even know what that is a picture of but I want 2 STAT! ….Ok, So whatever optimism in life you were holding onto before you began reading this should be gone by the end. Why? Because I’m going to ruin the GOOD things in life by showing you how BAD they are. Why would I do that? Well…because I found an article and read it and it ruined my day, so I thought I would do the good neighborly thing and share! (You’re welcome) Ok, it’s not that bad. It does kind of make you wonder why you are nice to people though. Speaking of which…(***WARNING TANGENT APPROACHING***) I just got done reading Frankenstein for the first time. Never seen any movies based on the book either, so the fact that the monster was a cool and educated dude with a little temper that just wanted to be loved, was kind of a shock to me! He was such a nice dude but everyone kept running away from him! Talk about doing good things and having them back fire. (see I knew it would tie-in to this post somewhere) Anyway, check out 4 good things that are actually BAD. Including Love, after the jump!
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Like Sand Through The Hourglass…

Does anyone under 50 even know what that means? What the hell is an hourglass anyway? There are several milestones in life that mean a lot to you. Like the first time you slept with your best friends girlfriend, or the first time you held someone at gunpoint. However, those aren’t experiences that everyone has (I know, weird right?) in their life. Things like the average age people enjoy their first kiss, or when they realize that ARE actually too old for this sh**. Do you remember when that and other important things happened in your life? Compare them to Pfizer.com’s survey results after the jump!
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The Perfect Plane Ride.

My perfect plane ride would be having a giant plane all to myself with a couch and a 100″ TV to play video games on. Of course there would be an awesome sound system and several hot flight attendents with a passion to serve me. Ahhhh… that’s the LIFE right there. Unfortunately that would just be having a personal jet. This is a question about commercial airlines. What would your dream feature be for a regular flight with other people. Can’t think of anything? Don’t worry, someone surveyed 1000 people and have put together a top 10 list. See if these match any of those ideas you couldn’t come up with.
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We Can’t Stand You.

We all have our things that we can’t stand about the opposite sex. Some are different but most of the time it’s the same old complaints. “Men never listen” or “Women talk to much” no one is perfect right? So lets get the top 5 things that we hate about the opposite sex out of the way and then fix the problems and move on. Which, by the way, is a very “man” way to handle things that annoys women. You give us a problem and we try to fix it. Simple right? NOPE! Women don’t want you to fix their problems, they just want you to let them tell you and cry on your shoulder. I will never understand this. Which is why we have these lists! Check them out after the jump!
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Lick Your Palm… I DARE You.

If you were man enough to lick your palm then I salute you! For all of you who didn’t… you will probably live a lot longer than those of us who did. I am not scared to touch anything and then wipe my mouth and I’m not ashamed. My white blood cells are like Superheroes at this point in my life. However, I may start rethinking what I touch and don’t touch. Forbes.com just came out with a list of the most germ-filled things we encounter everyday. Some you have heard and some I never thought about before now. They have left out the obvious ones like your keyboard, or your phone (which is disgusting BTW). Check out 5 new things to worry about after the jump!
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Sucks To Be This Guy!

Usually when you are told that you only have months to live and then the doctor says “oops, my bad…I was wrong, you’re going to be fine!” you are happy right? Not this guy. Although the news that he isn’t going to die soon is still good he is most likely regretting that $80,000 debt he racked up. After being told he only had months to live back in May due to lung cancer, this 69yr old New Zealand man and his wife sold his home at a HUGE loss. Then they took that money and decided it was time to cross some things off the bucket list. They took trips to Fiji and Australia, ate at fancy restaurants and even started smoking again (why not right?). In April he was told he was misdiagnosed and that he was going to live a long life. Now he is $80,000 in debt! Not only that, all the stuff on his bucket list is probably crossed off now…so what’s the point? JUST KIDDING! They say he still has life insurance and other things that will supply him money to survive. So he is going to be fine.