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HULK GO…Oops?

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This picture is of a brilliant man in Brazil, he though painting himself green like the Hulk would get him publicity. IT WORKED! Probably not the way he planned but here we are talking and pointing at him. When this guy was all through “hulking” around he strolled home to wash that newly green body of his. After 20 washes he was still VERY green and it was because this (jackass!) gentlman purchased the wrong KIND of paint. He bought INDUSTRIAL paint! Eventually the next day it started to flake off but now he is considering suing the place he bought the paint. Yeah, I’m sure they knew you were planning to “smash” the city Hulk style. Face it dude, you are the Jackass of the Week. You can see more pics of greenie the weenie after the jump!

Ah Crap…I’m Learning.

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Just when I thought my brain was completely numb from all the Kardashians in the news I accidentally learn something. It’s cool though! There are 6 parts of your body that are WAY younger that you are. Now I don’t feel so old, well at least by body doens’t think of itself as old anymore. I still creak and pop when I get out of bed. What’s sad is that I’m not even 30 yet! Oh well moving on. Have you ever heard that ALL the cells in your body regenerate every 7 years? Well thats not true. However, there are some parts that do “replace” themselves constantly. Check out the things that are pretty much brand new on your body after the jump!
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You Don’t Say?

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You were 16 and thought that in order to get “respect” you had to do something INSANE like getting a tattoo of your girlfriends lips on your cheek. Or how about that Mickey Mouse holding a shotgun one that wouldn’t make any sense anywhere else but on your neck. Were you really living the “thug life” when you got those words tatted on your fingers? Well NOW you want a job and don’t understand why the bank won’t hire you. You’re not alone.

It turns out that tattoo removal has gone up 32% in the last year, with 40% of the people surveyed saying that they did it so they could find a job. Another 18% of people got theirs removed because it was an ex’s name. We all knew it was going to happen, but you didn’t believe us. Why? Because he was the “love of your life” and you would never break up and after high school you were going to move in together and live happily ever after (Am I hitting to close to home with anyone? My bad). So kids, think about where your putting those tattoos before you get them.

With all that said, isn’t the one in the picture the most AWESOME neck tattoo you have ever seen! That guy is totally forgiven and hired!.

*ATTENTION* Single Men!

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No, I’m not saying I’m single and that you have any kind of shot. I know, you’re disappointed but this delicious scoop of vanilla is on someone else’s ice cream cone. Plus, I like chicks so there’s that. What I WAS saying was that although you are single you can have the “girlfriend” experience with this new website GirlfriendHire.com where women post ads for the girlfriend-like tasks they will do for you. No not THAT you little perv, this isn’t a porn site! They WILL critique your clothing choices, send you flirtatious text messages, post on your wall to make another woman jealous, whatever. Every task will cost $5 just like the website Fiverr. So if you wanna “pretend” you have a lady friend OR just don’t wanna do your laundry (i’m sure that’s in there) then you should check it out!

And Yes, we all think you are a sad and lonely man…like the guy in the photo, but do what you gotta do boo boo.

5 Things You’re Doing Wrong On Facebook!

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I’m sure you’re doing a lot more than 5 things but these are just going to cover the basics. Keep that freaky weird stuff you do to yourself! Oh and we know you love your kid and the joys of being a parent but PLEASE stop showing me photos of everything he/she does everyday. I didn’t have the little brat so I shouldn’t have to watch him grow up in front of me. Luckily there is a setting for that and these 5 things that the website LifeHacker.com came up with cover it. Check them out after the jump!
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iPhone 5 May Have Bigger Screen!

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There all always tons of rumors floating aroung about the next generation iPhone. I have found that for the last 3 concepts they have said the screen was going to be bigger but it never happens. So I’m not sure how much you can trust this one but it came with some cool concept photos. If this is what it looks like then put me down for 2 please! According to the Wallstreet Journal Apple has ordered screens from it’s Asian suppliers measuring “at least 4 inches diagonally” and according to the pictures they are expecting a new body style as well. Check out more phots after the jump!
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Wow. Your Life Really DOES Suck.

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I speak of course to those of you whom are considered “Emo” by choice or because daddy didn’t play catch with you in your suburban front yard because the Porshe was in the way. We can usually spot the “Emo” kid by the way one side of his hair hangs over his eye because it makes him look “mysterious.” Well MORE bad news for you little Tommy, because you may actually be ruinging your life with that hair cut your rocking. I hope you get over that Emo stage quickly because it may have a lasting affect on you in your adult life. Click the jump to find out….or don’t….whatever….sigh…

#300

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Holy Crap. I some how made it to 300 posts. What the hell could I have possibly said about 300 different topics. I’m sure you didn’t read them all but I’ll pretend you have been stalking my page since I typed my first word. I don’t know what else to say, this really isn’t an accomplishment…it’s not gonna make the resume or anything. Ok it actually might. Right under *Excellent self pleasure-er since 1990* in the “Special Skills” section that I don’t have. Well if you actually take the time to read this post then THANKS! ….both of you. (Hi Mom!) and hopefully I can continue writing for the next 300 posts. I don’t know though, this kind of makes me a big deal and I may just hire someone to dictate what I say. Yeah…that sounds like a great idea! (FYI the picture is totally what I look like when I play pretend in my Superman costume…close enough)

Don’t Un-Friend Me Bro!

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You wake up to what seems like a perfectly normal day, get your glass of orange juice and sit down at the computer. Open Facebook and see how much love you got over night about that witty thing you said about cheese before you fell asleep. Then you notice that something is wrong (dun dun DUN!) You could have swore that you had 123 friends before you went to bed, but your timeline says 120. What did you do to make 3 people not want to be your friend anymore? How are you going to continue on knowing that you may have offended someone who really likes cheese! Well friend, I have the answers you seek. Below I will inform you of 10 scientifically-proven rules (not joking) that will keep you from losing friends on your Facebook.

Come on, we knew someone, somewhere was going to take the time to figure this out. Check them out after the jump!
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Fictionally Rich (like me)

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We have all wondered how much our fictional characters are really worth right? …just me? Whatever. Now since I got you thinking about it you wanna know! Thankfully Forbes Magazine has nothing better to do that put together a top 15 list of just that. From George Burns to Bruce Wayne some of your favorites made the list of theRichest Fictional Characters. Check it out after the jump!
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