I found an article on this website called coolmaterial.com that broke down 9 beloved movie characters that were most likely stoners. It also explains why they feel this way. Making the list was:
Yoda
Fat Bastard
Dr. Emmett Brown (Back to the Future)
Shaggy (duh!)
Rex (Toy Story)
Neo (Matrix)
Crush (Finding Nemo)
Bella (Twilight)
and Willy Wonka.
Click the link to read the breakdown!
Probably Stoners
Sadly, this was my father figure growing up (well him and ALF…. not much better). Coincidentally I may have discovered why I’m such a smart ass…Oh well! This doesn’t make my girlfriend excited to start a life with me or have chidren but she should be thankful I’m not a shoe salesman! So what if I just want to sit on the couch watching Psycho Dad with my hand in my pants! Anyway… Happy 66th Birthday Ed O’Neil, or as I like to call him “Pops!”
“thank your father kids”
“THANKS DAD!”
I just wanted to take a moment of silence and wish Hugh Hefner a happy 86th birthday and thank him for all the great things he has done to my manhood!
I don’t know if you have ever seen me naked but trust me, it ain’t pretty! So of course right before I’m ready to get down and dirty in the bedroom I always find a way to turn off the lights. Either it’s strategically planned on the way into the room or I launch my shirt at the switch and hope for the best.
Thankfully I’m not the only one, according to a new global survey 64% of Americans like to do the “dance with no pants” with the lights out. Only one country beat us with 65% of people and that was England. If you’re going to do the horizontal mambo in Spain though, they will most likely keep the lights on. Only 44% of them actually preferred it dark.
Im just going to go ahead and assume it’s because we are the most obese nations in the world. It’s gotten so bad with me that I turn the lights off just to brush my teeth after I get out of the shower.
While I think this is a GREAT idea and is well overdue in society, I’m still having trouble with the method with which the liquid is released. The picture above is of a product called the Freedom Flask and it helps you take liquor into places that bringing your own is frowned upon. For example, instead of paying $25 per shot at a club, you can bring your own with you and “pee” it into your cup. I say pee because the device is strapped to your stomach like a fanny pack and then a tube hangs down so you can open your zipper and dispence the fluid easily. They made a video that you can watch after the jump! Continue reading
Good news for the Harry Potter fans out there. If you have a kindle and have been dying to get ahold of the entire Harry Potter series digitally, your wish has finally come true. They were supposed to be released back in October but due to some complications with the website they are on, they pushed them back until now. The only place you can currently get them is at JK Rowling’s Pottermore.com website.
Yes, soon you will be able to use a homeless person as an internet Hot Spot. That’s right, simulateously giving homeless people money and allowing you to play on your wi-fi only iPad (cause its the cheapest) is actually a thing that they are working on. In fact they are testing this as we speak in Austin. What happens is they will find a random homeless person on the street and “recruit” them. They put on a T-Shirt that says “Im a Hot Spot” and you give them some money via Paypal to connect to their network. The homeless people get to keep the money that is donated and you get Wi-Fi. Pretty sweet right?
The only thing I can see wrong is that where homeless people usually hang out. You probabaly don’t want to be cruising your laptop there for longer than it takes to drive through the area. We will see!
You know how you always see things and wonder why no one ever thought of it sooner? Well, you may not have known that you wanted one of these awesome hovering DeLorean’s but YOU DID! This is probably the hightlight of my month, knowing that this exists somewhere. It may not fly very fast but it definitely looks REALLY cool. Thankfully someone knew to shoot a video of this awesome remote controlled quad-propeller Back to the Future iconic car flying around! Watch it and weep a little after the jump.
This is just insane to me! If I were to go back and tell my younger self (who was probably playing Duck Hunt on Nintendo) that someday a thing called Google would make the most amazing glasses EVER. I would probably still be laughing cause I said “Google” ….then I would be horrified at how chubby I am…..ANYWAY!
Read all about these things after the jump!
Although you may watch what you say or do on Facebook because of your job (Tell me about IT!) it still may give your employers more information about you than you originally thought.
Researchers from Northern Illinois, the University of Evansville, and Auburn found that looking at people’s Facebook pages for just ten minutes could predict how well they’d do on the job.
They had people in Human Resources look at the Facebook pages of job applicants and grade them on traits like intellectual curiosity, conscientiousness, agreeability, and whether they were extraverted.
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