You’re A Bad Friend

It doesn’t surprise me that most people wouldn’t remember their friends birthdays unless Facebook reminded them. I’m guilty of this almost everyday! TODAY I signed on and my first response was “Oh crap, it’s my sisters birthday!” (HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS!) So I can understand that. Apparently less than half of us actually remember our best friends birthday.

There is a new survey out that finds out what percentage of people remember key moments in their lives, the shocking part for me is WHAT some of these people remember! For example, 15% of people remember the DATE of the first movie they saw in a theater. Who remembers that?! That’s not even the most bizarre, do you know how many people remember the DATE of the first vacation they took abroad? 25%. Please tell me I’m not the only one that thinks this is weird. If I am then I know why my girlfriend writes me little sticky notes about everything…See more stats after the jump, how much of it can YOU remember?

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Sex Life Sucking?

For those people who have been in long and loving relationships, you already know that the frequency of “nasty time” has declined a bit over the years. Unfortunately its inevitable that this is going to happen and most of the time it’s no ones fault (unless you’re Kristen Stewart….wow, first time I’ve been able to use that reference. Mostly because I don’t care. Ok, let’s move on.)We get locked up in routines and sometimes don’t realize that the little things we do may be why the sex life has suffered. After the jump you can find 3 common reasons why this happens and you probably never thought of them before!
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Stick With The Chubby Ones

If men actually know what you ladies think that this might be a little bit of bad news for you. They surveyed a bunch of men to find out what they THINK are the top features women look for and it showed that the majority of men think ladies love abs. 48% to be exact, followed by nice arms at 20%, a nice chest was 3rd with 19% and finally, the mans package came in 4th with 10%. Only 5% think the ladies like the butt and less than 1% thinks women appreciate nice legs on guys. If that is really how you women rank the male body then your are going to like the next bit of info…
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How Men Annoy Women

I’m sure you are expecting a HUGE list of things from clipping their toe nails and smelling them, to saying they know how to fix that broken thing in the house when really they have no clue. Well thankfully they narrowed the list down to just the main ones. A new article in Cosmo broke down the top things that men do that annoy women and what they can do about it. Usually I read these articles and laugh because it’s hilarious how little women actually know about men. In this case though, it’s pretty dead on. So I thought I would share for the ladies. There is always room to fix your man ladies am I right?
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Woman Bashing!

With all the men bashing that happens on all the social media sites like Facebook and Twitter, it’s about time we MEN do some woman bashing! Believe it or not ladies you’re not perfect either and there are things about you that we don’t like. Yes, I know we are disgusting creatures that are only trying to figure out ways to get mulitple women in bed (seperately or together) by lying and deceiving you. And yes, we make random body noises, fight and break things while fixing others but we are totally aware and ok with that. You are sitting there in denial and it’s time it STOPS! EHarmony.com released a top 10 list of mens biggest complaints about women. Including how you view romance, trying to change us and the way you use emotions against us! Check out the list after the jump and see if they missed anything!
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Not On The First Date!

We all have our own first date horror stories. Luckly I have avoided the “you know I’m a dude right?” kind of bad date, but there have been some bad ones. The problem is that as a guy, I have no idea where to take a woman on the first date. I’m sure they don’t want to go see a niner game with me, or see what new comics are in my box at the comic book store (yes, I have a box…) So where do you take someone you barely know to impress them. The answer to that, I don’t know. I DO know 5 places NOT to take them though! Check them out after the jump!
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MARKED For Death

You thought you were being slick when you slipped off your wedding ring and went into your favorite bar didn’t you? You weren’t counting on your cunning wife predicting that you would eventually try such a devious thing were you. So if you can’t tell from the picture above, there is a new wedding band that you can buy that will leave a mark on your loved one, even if they happen to lose it down the sink (Riiiiiiiiight). The ultimate honesty tester would be to get this ring for your loved one and not tell them! Then, not only can they never ask you why it leaves a mark (because they have to take it off to notice) but they won’t be able to cheat on you either! Lets be honest. If you have to buy this ring to keep your loved one from cheating on you…rethinking the marriage wouldn’t be a horrible idea. To see the full picture and a picture of the ring click the jump!
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I Need Some Space

“it’s not me, it’s you” is the right way to say it! Nah, it’s totally normal that you are going to want some “me” time in a relationship. According to a new study, 31% of wives and 26% of husbands feel like they don’t have enough space.  That’s right, women are more likely to want some space than men. if you aren’t as smooth as me, then you might not know how to ask for it without your significant other getting all OFFENDED. I once broke up with a girl on accident because I said “you know what it is, I just need some space” and she FREAKED out and hung up on me and never called me back. I didn’t want to stop doing the deed, I just wanted some time to relax before I approved an additional charge on my credit card. Some phone sex operators are just so dang clingy. But I have learned from this experience and have come up with some tips on how to get some space and not upset your partner. By “come up with” I mean found an article by Dr. Terri Orbuch who is a psychologist at the University of Michigan. These are her suggestions but since she most likely doesn’t read this blog, I’m going to say they are mine!

We Can’t Stand You.

We all have our things that we can’t stand about the opposite sex. Some are different but most of the time it’s the same old complaints. “Men never listen” or “Women talk to much” no one is perfect right? So lets get the top 5 things that we hate about the opposite sex out of the way and then fix the problems and move on. Which, by the way, is a very “man” way to handle things that annoys women. You give us a problem and we try to fix it. Simple right? NOPE! Women don’t want you to fix their problems, they just want you to let them tell you and cry on your shoulder. I will never understand this. Which is why we have these lists! Check them out after the jump!
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Don’t Tell Them THAT!

We are a sensitvie bunch. By “we” I mean us guys. Believe it or not we are a little insecure as well (it’s not all about YOU!) and we have a reputation to protect. So there are some things you can tell your friends about us, like how GREAT we are in bed. That we don’t mind, you could announce that to the world if you like. Just don’t tell them we like to cuddle afterwards! That just makes us sound like a wuss. I know, it shouldn’t be anything we are ashamed of because the ladies like a cuddler. Trust us, we don’t want to be ashamed but we have to be because it’s not “Manly” when said out loud. So keep in between us because if that gets out then we have to deal with our friends calling us “Captain Cuddle Pants.” So In order to help you ladies in this process I have discovered a list of things that ARE and AREN’T ok for you to tell your friends about. Check them out after the jump!
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