Just Give Up Now.

There are some relationships that we see that we look on in awe. “How did they find a way to make it work so long?” and “They must REALLY love each other” are the things we say when we see someone celebrating their golden anniversary. It just goes to show that there are some people who can still do “until death do us part.” This is NOT one of those times. In fact, this should make you realize that no matter how much you may love your significant other EVENTUALLY you just get tired of them there ALL THE TIME. After 115 years of marriage, 2 giant turtles at a zoo in Autria have called it quits. The marriage really started to go down hill when the female turtle BIT a chunk out of the males shell. Now they can’t stand the site of each other and the zoo has announced they are getting “divorced” now. Proof that even in the turtle world…bitches BE crazy!

He Loves Everyone.

As a cat person I find this next bit of news pretty funny! When you’re feeling down and the day has relentlessly beaten you down to a miserable pulp, you being to cry alone in the corner of your one bedroom apartment. When behold! A furry paw touches you ever so gently and your loving puppy sits beside you to let you know that everything is going to be ok. He does this because of the loving attachment he shares with you on a personal level right? NOPE! According to a study, dogs will cuddle up next to ANYBODY that’s crying. While it’s still pretty cool that dogs feel the need to reassure us humans in distress, according to scientists anyway.

Researchers at Goldsmiths, University of London said there has been anecdotal evidence of this in the past but no scientific studies to prove they filmed 18 dogs of various breeds in their homes as the owner, and then a stranger, started to talk, hum loudly and then pretend to cry. All but three of the dogs stopped what they were doing and approached the distressed person submissively, then touched them in a reassuring way even when it was the stranger.

Don’t feel so special now do you? At least I know that not only does my cat not give a crap about me, he doesn’t give a crap about anybody else either.

Signs You’re Dating The Wrong Person

Surprisingly you are most likely the last one to know when you are dating the wrong person. Even though your friends have been begging you to leave them, you are blinded by “love” which is really lust but you can’t see it. Well luckily for you, there is someone like me to tell slap you in the face! Ok, I didn’t come up with them but they are still good tips and I’m going to pretend like they oozed from the greatness that is my mind K? Check them out after the jump and allow me to ruin your relationship.
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Dumped!

It’s something that has happened to all of us at one time or another (except those few people that found their first true love the first time they went on a date, and to those people the rest of the world is giving you the finger!) ?and a new survey shows some of the most popualr reasons. Like are you more likely to get dumped because you’re too tall or too short? How about for being chubbier than when the relationship started? And what is the most destructive habit someone can have that would cause a break-up? Find out the answers to all of these questions after the jump!
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