Science Breaks Down “Cool”

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Well if that isn’t an oxymoron then I have no idea what would be. A bunch of science geeks got together to figure out the formula for being “cool.” Nothing cooler than that right? Thankfully these scientists have the spare time on their hands “Why are we trying to cure stuff? Let’s find out why Skylar was the most popular kid in my high school, now THAT’S Science!” So basically what they did was follow me around for a month so they could see how cool people live. Then they put together the top 11 qualities that make me so awesome and you can check them out after the jump!
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Phone Calls?

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Wait, you’re telling me that I just talk into this end and I can hear what my mom says on the other end of the phone? Is that new in iOS 6? Believe it or not we don’t really use our phones as phones anymore. We all knew this but they finally did a survey to show how much we use our phones for different things. Using it as a phone actually came in 5th place! And you’re saying to yourself “well yeah of course, everyone texts now” NOPE! Texting actually came in 7th place. So what are you ACTUALLY using your phone for? Find out after the jump!
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Just ONE Moron

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As we have all learned at some point or another, it only takes one dumb ass to ruin everyone’s fun. “Hey Skylar put this on my b***s and light it bro!” We know that guy, he’s probably in your family. Some of us just want to have fun and enjoy lighting some fireworks to celebrate Independence Day. Especially since it’s a little dry outside lately, the chances of you burning your neighborhood down have easily doubled. Now not only have you lost all YOUR stuff, you have ruthlessly murdered little Meow Meow and Ms Jangles. You neighbors pet cats, who lets face it, you never liked anyway but they were still innocent victims. So why not take some time and go over these helpful hints on how to be safe with fireworks during a drout. For your neighbors cats sake, click the jump.
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Excuses To Party

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When the 4th of July barbecue comes and goes we all get a little sad. The next holiday isn’t until September and no one wants to wait that long for an excuse to drink and eat good food. We really don’t need an excuse but it makes us feel better if we know that we aren’t just chubby lushes. Plus, this will allow your ladies to decorate with a theme in mind. See, everyone is happy. Here are some other holidays we can celebrate in the month of July!
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Woman Bashing!

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With all the men bashing that happens on all the social media sites like Facebook and Twitter, it’s about time we MEN do some woman bashing! Believe it or not ladies you’re not perfect either and there are things about you that we don’t like. Yes, I know we are disgusting creatures that are only trying to figure out ways to get mulitple women in bed (seperately or together) by lying and deceiving you. And yes, we make random body noises, fight and break things while fixing others but we are totally aware and ok with that. You are sitting there in denial and it’s time it STOPS! EHarmony.com released a top 10 list of mens biggest complaints about women. Including how you view romance, trying to change us and the way you use emotions against us! Check out the list after the jump and see if they missed anything!
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App Of The Day 6/29

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It’s been a while since I have done an App of the Day but I am really impressed with this one and thought I would share! If you haven’t already downloaded Google Chrome on your iPhone yet then I highly recommend it. Especially if you use chrome as your main browser. If you don’t know, you can log into Google Chrome on your desktop and then use that to log into any chrome on any computer and your bookmarks will appear on top. It’s the same with the app, I logged in and BAM all my favorites were right there! I didn’t have to revisit and save them as a bookmark. So I tapped a couple just to compare the speed to Safari and Opera and it’s just as quick if not faster. Plus the layout is easy to use and well thought out. I had no trouble using it right away, like I had been using it the whole time. So if you are looking for a good browser on your iPhone and don’t know who to trust. You can trust me. I was skeptical and heard that it was slower than Safari but when I use it it works way better! And to top it all off, It’s FREE!

Potty Fishin’

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At some point in our lives we are going to drop something in the toilet that we don’t want to be in there. There have been several occasions that I’ve gone Potty Fishin’ for an item i needed. Unfortunately it’s almost always after I have finished using the toilet and it’s no longer just harmless water. Luckily I have never dropped my cell phone in the toilet so i haven’t had to make that critical decision just yet. If it came down to it though I am almost certain that I would reach in and get it out no matter what was “occompaining” it. It seems that 53% of people surveyed agree with that. What else would you do to get your phone back? Dig through garbage? Fight someone? See which side you fall on more “what ifs” after the jump!
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Not On The First Date!

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We all have our own first date horror stories. Luckly I have avoided the “you know I’m a dude right?” kind of bad date, but there have been some bad ones. The problem is that as a guy, I have no idea where to take a woman on the first date. I’m sure they don’t want to go see a niner game with me, or see what new comics are in my box at the comic book store (yes, I have a box…) So where do you take someone you barely know to impress them. The answer to that, I don’t know. I DO know 5 places NOT to take them though! Check them out after the jump!
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MARKED For Death

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You thought you were being slick when you slipped off your wedding ring and went into your favorite bar didn’t you? You weren’t counting on your cunning wife predicting that you would eventually try such a devious thing were you. So if you can’t tell from the picture above, there is a new wedding band that you can buy that will leave a mark on your loved one, even if they happen to lose it down the sink (Riiiiiiiiight). The ultimate honesty tester would be to get this ring for your loved one and not tell them! Then, not only can they never ask you why it leaves a mark (because they have to take it off to notice) but they won’t be able to cheat on you either! Lets be honest. If you have to buy this ring to keep your loved one from cheating on you…rethinking the marriage wouldn’t be a horrible idea. To see the full picture and a picture of the ring click the jump!
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Do YOU Believe?

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I’m not sure how to type that creepy twilight theme song but here we go.. DO do DO do DO do Do do DO do DO...that works right? In my opinion it would be selfish for us to think that we are the only planet with life in the universe, however, I don’t think they have visited us. What do you believe? Well according to a survey, 36% of you are CERTAIN that UFO’s exist, 48% of you aren’t sure and 16% of you think there is NO CHANCE they do. It’s good to see that the majority of Americans are indecisive…shocker. Do people believe that there is a Men In Black type organization that keeps people that have spotted aliens quiet? Find out the answer to that and many other questions on the next episode of….The Twilight Zone…do Do do Do do Do do Do do Do. I just wanted to type that again. It’s fun. Ok, click the jump for more stats!
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