They say the Segway is the easiest thing to use because of its ability to predict your movements and be there to support you so you don’t fall off and hurt yourself. Well apparently there is a fine line between falling and not.
There are many ways the Segway can betray you! Here are some of the funniest!
As we have all learned at some point or another, it only takes one dumb ass to ruin everyone’s fun. “Hey Skylar put this on my b***s and light it bro!” We know that guy, he’s probably in your family. Some of us just want to have fun and enjoy lighting some fireworks to celebrate Independence Day. Especially since it’s a little dry outside lately, the chances of you burning your neighborhood down have easily doubled. Now not only have you lost all YOUR stuff, you have ruthlessly murdered little Meow Meow and Ms Jangles. You neighbors pet cats, who lets face it, you never liked anyway but they were still innocent victims. So why not take some time and go over these helpful hints on how to be safe with fireworks during a drout. For your neighbors cats sake, click the jump.
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At some point in our lives we are going to drop something in the toilet that we don’t want to be in there. There have been several occasions that I’ve gone Potty Fishin’ for an item i needed. Unfortunately it’s almost always after I have finished using the toilet and it’s no longer just harmless water. Luckily I have never dropped my cell phone in the toilet so i haven’t had to make that critical decision just yet. If it came down to it though I am almost certain that I would reach in and get it out no matter what was “occompaining” it. It seems that 53% of people surveyed agree with that. What else would you do to get your phone back? Dig through garbage? Fight someone? See which side you fall on more “what ifs” after the jump!
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This picture is of a brilliant man in Brazil, he though painting himself green like the Hulk would get him publicity. IT WORKED! Probably not the way he planned but here we are talking and pointing at him. When this guy was all through “hulking” around he strolled home to wash that newly green body of his. After 20 washes he was still VERY green and it was because this (jackass!) gentlman purchased the wrong KIND of paint. He bought INDUSTRIAL paint! Eventually the next day it started to flake off but now he is considering suing the place he bought the paint. Yeah, I’m sure they knew you were planning to “smash” the city Hulk style. Face it dude, you are the Jackass of the Week. You can see more pics of greenie the weenie after the jump!
NFL great Joe Montana had to get stitches above his eye over the weekend. He crashed his ATV on his ranch and although he wasn’t seriously injured he did get a gash over his eye that prevented him from attending the Santa Clara City Council Meeting where his is to discuss a restaurant and sports bar near the proposed new stadium being built in San Francisco.
Over the Memorial Day weekend Sean Kingston and a long time friend and passenger Cassandra Sanchez crashed into the Palm Island Bridge in Miami Florida on a Jet Ski. The pair got the assistance of bystander who had to keep Kingston from drowning while he puked blood…
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