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Doctors Are Dumb

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Now not all doctors are dumb but the ones that companies talk to in order to make their product seem “good” for you are probably dumb. I don’t know any so I can’t say for sure, but I’m going to go with gut on this.

I’m sure you have seen those commercials on TV, the most recent one I can think of is for “5 Hour Energy” where they say they talked to 3000 doctors about people using their product. It makes me laugh because everything she says doesn’t make sense. She says something like “We asked 3000 doctors is they would recommend 5 hour energy to their patients, and 73% said they would recommend it to their patients already taking a low calorie energy supplement” So basically if they are already taking energy inhancers they sure they might as well take 5 Hour Energy. Only 73% of them said they would? It’s supposed to be for energy right, it should be across the board!

Anyway, 20 years ago doctors said that cigarettes were good for you with the Camel tag line “”more doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette.” So it makes you think, what is going to kill us in 20 years that doctors are saying is ok now? Here’s what I found…

Don’t Eat That!

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Growing up there was one thing I refused to do, and that was work with food. That includes fast food places and restaurants. I don’t want to know what happens back there EVER. I just want to enjoy my food and believe that ignorance is bliss. Luckily I got my wish and stayed as far away from them as possible. If you are like me and would just like to enjoy the food you eat from fast food places and not know too much, you may not want to read any more of this post.

A user on Reddit.com asked fast food workers if they could name any items on their menu that they would NOT order and why. It got a lot of responses and after the jump you can read the highlights! Hope your not eating right now…
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U Spel Funnie

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Nothing really annoys me more than people correcting my spelling on my social media sites. It just urks me for some reason. It’s the same with when I talk and don’t say something correctly. Dude, calm down. I’m not giving a speech or writing a thesis so as long as the message is communicated then the goal was accomplished. “I think you meant YOU’RE” oh shut up. You obviously understood the post right? Thats the whole point of communication! So after saying that, it pains me to say that you should probably watch the way you post on Facebook. Why? Click the jump to find out!

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Not On The First Date!

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We all have our own first date horror stories. Luckly I have avoided the “you know I’m a dude right?” kind of bad date, but there have been some bad ones. The problem is that as a guy, I have no idea where to take a woman on the first date. I’m sure they don’t want to go see a niner game with me, or see what new comics are in my box at the comic book store (yes, I have a box…) So where do you take someone you barely know to impress them. The answer to that, I don’t know. I DO know 5 places NOT to take them though! Check them out after the jump!
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Good Things That Are Bad.

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I don’t even know what that is a picture of but I want 2 STAT! ….Ok, So whatever optimism in life you were holding onto before you began reading this should be gone by the end. Why? Because I’m going to ruin the GOOD things in life by showing you how BAD they are. Why would I do that? Well…because I found an article and read it and it ruined my day, so I thought I would do the good neighborly thing and share! (You’re welcome) Ok, it’s not that bad. It does kind of make you wonder why you are nice to people though. Speaking of which…(***WARNING TANGENT APPROACHING***) I just got done reading Frankenstein for the first time. Never seen any movies based on the book either, so the fact that the monster was a cool and educated dude with a little temper that just wanted to be loved, was kind of a shock to me! He was such a nice dude but everyone kept running away from him! Talk about doing good things and having them back fire. (see I knew it would tie-in to this post somewhere) Anyway, check out 4 good things that are actually BAD. Including Love, after the jump!
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Signs You’re Dating The Wrong Person

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Surprisingly you are most likely the last one to know when you are dating the wrong person. Even though your friends have been begging you to leave them, you are blinded by “love” which is really lust but you can’t see it. Well luckily for you, there is someone like me to tell slap you in the face! Ok, I didn’t come up with them but they are still good tips and I’m going to pretend like they oozed from the greatness that is my mind K? Check them out after the jump and allow me to ruin your relationship.
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Dreams Really DO Come True

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All this time I was feeling guilty about NOT going to the gym even though I’m dieting,  come to find out it could have KILLED ME! Thankfully you can’t argue with scientific studies (yeah right…) because the newest one has a wonderful conclusion.  A new study out of Louisiana State University  found that for about 10% of people, exercise was actually UNHEALTHY. Those people saw negative effects on either blood pressure, insulin levels, or “bad” cholesterol after exercise.  About 7% of people actually got worse on two of those.  All of those can increase the risk of heart disease and strokes. The study authors

That’s How It’s Done

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With new technology comes new parenting challenges. Parents over the last couple years have been getting pretty creative with their punishments. Like the dad that shot his daughters laptop after she talked some smack about him on her Facebook. Now this lady discovered a picture of her 12yr old holding a bottle of vodka on her Twitter. So as punishment she made her hold up this sign and tweet it. It says “Since I want to post photos of me holding liquor, I am obviously not ready for social media and will be taking a hiatus until I learn what I should and should not post. Bye-bye.” The daughter said she was so embarrassed that she “begged” her mom for a spanking instead. If you look closely she’s crying in the picture (Bwahahahaha!)

1 point = Mom

5 Signs You Suck In Bed!

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We all think that we are Gods in the sack (I don’t think, I know) but not all of us can be so lucky (Seriously though, I’m great) If you don’t have an honest partner in your life then you may need someone to wake you up from your dream (why don’t you believe me? Honestly, best 2 minutes of your life) If you can say yes to at least half of the 5 signs then you may need to take a closer look at yourself as a person. Well at least a sexual person. Who knows! As long as your significant other is happy or happy to lie to you then what do you care right? Well check them out anyway after the jump!

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Wow. Your Life Really DOES Suck.

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I speak of course to those of you whom are considered “Emo” by choice or because daddy didn’t play catch with you in your suburban front yard because the Porshe was in the way. We can usually spot the “Emo” kid by the way one side of his hair hangs over his eye because it makes him look “mysterious.” Well MORE bad news for you little Tommy, because you may actually be ruinging your life with that hair cut your rocking. I hope you get over that Emo stage quickly because it may have a lasting affect on you in your adult life. Click the jump to find out….or don’t….whatever….sigh…