Mr. Grumpy Pants

Once in a while I wake up in a bad mood and don’t really know why. Could be anything from my cat stepping on my head at 3am and then meowing repeatedly as if so laugh at my discomfort, to over sleeping. The way we all get ourselves in a better mood differ and mine usually has something to do with REALLY loud music or (see post below). If you’re not sure how to pick yourself up there are some tricks that have been discovered that might surprise you! Click the jump and SMILE!
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What NOT To Say To Women.

I think as a man grows older he slowly figures out the things you are NOT supposed to say to any female. EVER. Of course, that doesn’t mean we learned anything or that we aren’t going to slip every now and then. My shoe has permanent teeth marks on the tip from all the times I put my foot in my mouth.

For those of us that need help every now and then, there was a survey done to find out the absolute WORST things you can say to a woman. The best thing FYI is “Have you lost weight?” acccording to the women surveyed. Click the jump to read the worst.
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Worst of the Worse

People are always telling you how bad frozen dinners are for you (like you had a choice between that and a private chef to cook for you, but you’re poor and live alone and don’t want to put any effort into something that only YOU are going to eat) but the worst part is that you know they are right. It’s ok to have one every once in a while but not for every meal, but it is NEVER ok to have any of the 7 on this list. I give you, the worst of the worse frozen dinners. After the jump!

Quiet PLEASE!

I’m not a big fan of “quiet” because I would rather not sit and think about things. Yes, that probably means I have some psychological problem that stems from having ……”la la la la la I can’t hear you” What were we talking about? Oh yes, some people just want some “peace and quiet” when they get home from work. I’m assuming that is where these scientists in Minneapolis got the idea to create the quietest place on EARTH. They built a laboratory that is 99.99% sound absorbant which gives them the world record. HOWEVER, it has an unpredicted side effect that could make you Continue reading

Homework Is Bad For You

Where was this study when I was in school? I don’t think I hated many things about school as much as I did homework. I mean, you have me for 6 hours EVERYDAY. if you can’t teach me what I need to know in that time then you should reconsider your career. Thankfully those Aussies are on top of things like this.

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Your Resume Sucks.


Most likely that’s a true statement, but you’re probably asking yourself why? Well it could be a very good resume, showing all of your work experience and every little thing you have done that makes you the perfect person for that job you applied for yesterday. The sad news is, according a new study, the guy (or girl) you gave it too probably only spent about 6 seconds looking at it. Kind of makes all those hours of obsessing if you should put your high school math award as a qualification pretty worthless huh?

How about putting that awesome picture you love from 10 years ago on your Linkedin profile? That’s a no-no as well. A job-matching company named TheLadder studied employers eye movements when looking at resumes and found 3 very interesting facts. Check them out after the jump….
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7 Awesome Jobs You Don’t Have


Now I hate to rub it in, but my job is pretty awesome and comes with very little stress. If you want a cool and fun job you should look into being on the radio. Unless you want to make good money, then just stay where you are. There are some pretty BAD jobs out there as well and as your reading this you are totally agreeing because you probably work there. So just because I thought it would be fun to kick you while you are down, I found a list of the 7 most awesome jobs. Check out the list after the jump and tell us which one you would choose!

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Kickin’ Like Jackie Chan

Do the young whipper-snappers still say that? Anyway, I dumped a girl in High School because she had bad breath ONCE. It was so bad that I just couldn’t kiss her anymore without thinking about it. All these years later I have always felt guilty about it, until today. Apparently I’m not the only person in the world who would dump someone just because of their bad breath. According to a survey by Dentyne (they would know) on bad breath, 86% of people say bad breath is a deal breaker on the first date. Another 58% of people have dumped someone because of it. Woo hoo! Im in the majority, and all this time I felt like a shallow douche.

12 Depressing Music Facts


There are always those among us that will think that the music we grew up with was WAY better than what is out today. There are those that appreciate all eras, including this one. If you are into music at all then you may want to sit down before reading further. A website named EatLiver.com put out a list of depressing facts about Popular Music that may depress a lot of music enthusiasts. For example, did you know that Creed has sold more albums that Jimi Hendrix? Find eleven more facts after the jump!
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