Your KILLIN’ Me PETA!

Oh please someone come forward and tell me this is an early April Fools joke! PETA is attacking MARIO! Yes, that Mario. I’m seriously in support of the Ethical Treatment of Animals, but really PETA? REALLY? Are you out of things to complain about? You have to hear what their website says OH! and there is A GAME!!! Where you are told to “Save Your Skin” Play after the jump!

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Cat People VS. Dog People

Probably because scientists are running out of things to do studies on, they decided to do one that shows some weird tendencies about the difference between cat and dog people. Like which Beatle is most likely your favorite? What kind of comedy you enjoy, what kind of ringtones do you use. Discover who you really are after the jump!

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Want to Look 10 Years Younger?

 

Well then throw on some baby-making music and GET YOU FREAK ON!

A new study shows that sex is related to good health and although women feel that sex is more of an obligation these days it could help them look 10 years younger.  Elizabeth Cahill of HealthyWomen said, quote, “an active sex life can decrease stress, strengthen pelvic floor muscles, increase immune system function and burn calories.”  

Women who have sex more than 4 times per week look up to 10 years younger than their actual age. So men, you have a few new pick up lines to choose from, I’ll give you a couple! 

“Hey baby, let me help to boost that colligen level…giggity” 

“Having sex with me will make you live longer”

“Quick! Lets go back to my place, I can see your health is fading and your in need of an injection!” 

..Your welcome. 

 

Want A Little Plastic Weiner?

It was only a matter of time, an online action figure company has made an Anthony Weiner Doll! You can get 2 different versions if you would like, both censored and uncensored. Both are dressed in gym shorts and a shirt and it’s only selling for $39.95 unless you want the full Weiner, then its an extra $10. Just go to Herobuilders.com and get yours now!

 

 

Could Someone Just Shoot Charlie Sheen Already!?

Why Not?! That would just make it worse! I don’t think people talked about MJ’s death as much as they have talked about Sheen’s spiral. Want to hear the latest? SNOOP DOGG and Sheen are actually recording a song together for Sheen’s upcoming tour! Charlie tweeted a pic of himself and snoop in the recording studio with a very Sheen-like tweet attached to it. Click the jump to read what he said and see the pic.

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Hangover Part 2 Trailer!

The tagline is “Bangkok has them Now” I honestly thought the first one was so classic that I didn’t believe a sequel could do anything but ruin the franchise. Basically, it’s been done before, yes it was by them, but it still counts! However, now that I’ve watched the trailer I think this one might be even better than the first! Now they can do things that maybe they held back on in the first one because they were unsure of how it was going to be taken by the public. Now they know, we are all a bunch of lushes! Check out the trailer after the jump!

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The Wing Challenge!

Cody the Interns birthday was ended with a cruel prank, by ME! He was told that to celebrate he was going to get free dinner on the house. All he had to do was compete with Kyle the Salesman and see who could finish 10 wings the fastest. What he didn’t know was that HIS wings were ATOMIC hot wings, while Kyle’s were just Barbeque. Watch his face when he is told the news! Video after the jump!

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