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It’s A Maaaan Baby!

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Did anyone get that Austin Powers reference? Doesn’t matter. So I haven’t really cared about this story much but the voicemails got my attention. Manti Te’o was on with Katie Couric last night and he actually had 3 voicemails left by the person pretending to be his fake girlfriend Lennay Kekua.

It’s hard to tell if the person leaving the voicemail is a man or a woman. Milton Grimes, who’s a lawyer for the apparent mastermind, Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, says the hoax was a one-man show, and that it IS Ronaiah on the phone, impersonating a woman’s voice.

The voice is pretty convincing! So if it is Ronaiah then he is a talented voice actor! Check out the voicemails and Ronaiah’s actual voice after the jump!

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*ATTENTION* Single Men!

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No, I’m not saying I’m single and that you have any kind of shot. I know, you’re disappointed but this delicious scoop of vanilla is on someone else’s ice cream cone. Plus, I like chicks so there’s that. What I WAS saying was that although you are single you can have the “girlfriend” experience with this new website GirlfriendHire.com where women post ads for the girlfriend-like tasks they will do for you. No not THAT you little perv, this isn’t a porn site! They WILL critique your clothing choices, send you flirtatious text messages, post on your wall to make another woman jealous, whatever. Every task will cost $5 just like the website Fiverr. So if you wanna “pretend” you have a lady friend OR just don’t wanna do your laundry (i’m sure that’s in there) then you should check it out!

And Yes, we all think you are a sad and lonely man…like the guy in the photo, but do what you gotta do boo boo.