We Are All SCREWED!


By “we” I mean the MEN of the world. Luckily I tricked my wonderful girlfriend into staying with me even though I look and act like a 12 year old fat kid. Some of you might not be as fortunate as I am and I think I may have discovered why. (BE WARNED if you are a guy with low self-esteem, this is not going to make you feel better) A survey was done with 2000 women to find out what the qualities are that make the perfect man. The only part I have going for me is the clean shaven, hairless chest thing. That’s because, like I said, I look like I’m 12. Check out the breakdown of the 26 criteria after the jump and ladies let us know how accurate it is!