Doctors Are Dumb

Now not all doctors are dumb but the ones that companies talk to in order to make their product seem “good” for you are probably dumb. I don’t know any so I can’t say for sure, but I’m going to go with gut on this.

I’m sure you have seen those commercials on TV, the most recent one I can think of is for “5 Hour Energy” where they say they talked to 3000 doctors about people using their product. It makes me laugh because everything she says doesn’t make sense. She says something like “We asked 3000 doctors is they would recommend 5 hour energy to their patients, and 73% said they would recommend it to their patients already taking a low calorie energy supplement” So basically if they are already taking energy inhancers they sure they might as well take 5 Hour Energy. Only 73% of them said they would? It’s supposed to be for energy right, it should be across the board!

Anyway, 20 years ago doctors said that cigarettes were good for you with the Camel tag line “”more doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette.” So it makes you think, what is going to kill us in 20 years that doctors are saying is ok now? Here’s what I found…

Music Heals

Next time you lock yourself in your room to get away from your wife/husband and/or kids and blast your favorite music. Tell them you are just trying to get healthy. Not only can listening to music relax you but it appears to really good for your health. Sadly, it works on your kids too. So when they just have to here some “music” in the car and it just so happens to be some Scream-O band, although it’s killing you slowly, it’s making your kids calm down. Check out 3 ways that listening to your favorite music is good for you after the jump!
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Help Your Heart

It seems like everything you do is either going to give you cancer or make you fat these days. Yet, the #1 killer is still heart disease in one form or the other. So you can keep laying in that tanning bed, smoking that cigarette and woofing down those Chocodiles (sooo good…mmmm…) but if you want to live a long time doing that then you may want to watch what you do to your heart. Scientists have come up with 5 simple tips for getting your heart healthier and all of them are free! One might even save you a lot of money. Check them out after the jump!

Good Things That Are Bad.

I don’t even know what that is a picture of but I want 2 STAT! ….Ok, So whatever optimism in life you were holding onto before you began reading this should be gone by the end. Why? Because I’m going to ruin the GOOD things in life by showing you how BAD they are. Why would I do that? Well…because I found an article and read it and it ruined my day, so I thought I would do the good neighborly thing and share! (You’re welcome) Ok, it’s not that bad. It does kind of make you wonder why you are nice to people though. Speaking of which…(***WARNING TANGENT APPROACHING***) I just got done reading Frankenstein for the first time. Never seen any movies based on the book either, so the fact that the monster was a cool and educated dude with a little temper that just wanted to be loved, was kind of a shock to me! He was such a nice dude but everyone kept running away from him! Talk about doing good things and having them back fire. (see I knew it would tie-in to this post somewhere) Anyway, check out 4 good things that are actually BAD. Including Love, after the jump!
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Wow. Your Life Really DOES Suck.

I speak of course to those of you whom are considered “Emo” by choice or because daddy didn’t play catch with you in your suburban front yard because the Porshe was in the way. We can usually spot the “Emo” kid by the way one side of his hair hangs over his eye because it makes him look “mysterious.” Well MORE bad news for you little Tommy, because you may actually be ruinging your life with that hair cut your rocking. I hope you get over that Emo stage quickly because it may have a lasting affect on you in your adult life. Click the jump to find out….or don’t….whatever….sigh…

5 Fashion Items Bad For Your Health


What? Clothing bad for your health? Weird. According to a new study by Glamour magazine there are certain articles of clothing that both men and women wear that can lead to actual health problems. You’re probably wearing one of these things right now. Check out the list after the jump and save your own life! Ok, that may have been a little dramatic, but you should really see the list..

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