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Your Boss Sucks

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No matter what you think of your current boss, compared to this guy he SUCKS! That is unless YOUR boss is taking you and your fellow employees on an all expense paid 4 day trip to Majorca. Which is an island beach resort off the coast of Spain. If he is then I take it back, your boss is pretty awesome. Most likely though, he didn’t, hasn’t, won’t anytime in the near future be that cool.

Creditsafe is a finance company in Europe, and recently the owner decided to reward his employees for helping the company achieve 15 years of steady growth. So he’s taking them on an all-expenses-paid vacation. 46-year-old Cato Syversen will pay almost half a million dollars to take ALL 500 of his employees on a four-day trip to Majorca.

Kind of makes you want to quit your job huh? And YES that is a picture of Majorca.

U Spel Funnie

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Nothing really annoys me more than people correcting my spelling on my social media sites. It just urks me for some reason. It’s the same with when I talk and don’t say something correctly. Dude, calm down. I’m not giving a speech or writing a thesis so as long as the message is communicated then the goal was accomplished. “I think you meant YOU’RE” oh shut up. You obviously understood the post right? Thats the whole point of communication! So after saying that, it pains me to say that you should probably watch the way you post on Facebook. Why? Click the jump to find out!

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You Don’t Say?

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You were 16 and thought that in order to get “respect” you had to do something INSANE like getting a tattoo of your girlfriends lips on your cheek. Or how about that Mickey Mouse holding a shotgun one that wouldn’t make any sense anywhere else but on your neck. Were you really living the “thug life” when you got those words tatted on your fingers? Well NOW you want a job and don’t understand why the bank won’t hire you. You’re not alone.

It turns out that tattoo removal has gone up 32% in the last year, with 40% of the people surveyed saying that they did it so they could find a job. Another 18% of people got theirs removed because it was an ex’s name. We all knew it was going to happen, but you didn’t believe us. Why? Because he was the “love of your life” and you would never break up and after high school you were going to move in together and live happily ever after (Am I hitting to close to home with anyone? My bad). So kids, think about where your putting those tattoos before you get them.

With all that said, isn’t the one in the picture the most AWESOME neck tattoo you have ever seen! That guy is totally forgiven and hired!.

*ATTENTION* Single Men!

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No, I’m not saying I’m single and that you have any kind of shot. I know, you’re disappointed but this delicious scoop of vanilla is on someone else’s ice cream cone. Plus, I like chicks so there’s that. What I WAS saying was that although you are single you can have the “girlfriend” experience with this new website GirlfriendHire.com where women post ads for the girlfriend-like tasks they will do for you. No not THAT you little perv, this isn’t a porn site! They WILL critique your clothing choices, send you flirtatious text messages, post on your wall to make another woman jealous, whatever. Every task will cost $5 just like the website Fiverr. So if you wanna “pretend” you have a lady friend OR just don’t wanna do your laundry (i’m sure that’s in there) then you should check it out!

And Yes, we all think you are a sad and lonely man…like the guy in the photo, but do what you gotta do boo boo.

Would You Like More Money?

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Of course you would! Unless you’re my cat who just thinks its fun to knock the quarters off my desk and lose them right around the time I need them to do laundry…little bastard. Since your probably human and live in the world that I do then you most likely would like a raise at your job. Well since asking for one would be the best place to start I’ll leave that part out. Here are some tips that Men’s Health came up with to guide you to making more money at work. Read them after the jump!

Kissing Up 101

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Asking someone to marry you isn’t the only time that you may need to get down on one knee. You should be there daily at work behind your boss, if you want to succeed that is. I am the first person to admit I don’t do well with authority, which is why I am in radio, but some times you just need to put some chapstick on and pucker up! Oh, and stop using fake tanner. Believe it or not Cosmo found 4 things that you can do to make your boss like you more. Both of those things I said made the cut, read the others after the jump. Or continue to be a failure at work and never get ahead. YOUR CHOICE!
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Get “Lucky” At Work

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Now some would say that “luck” has nothing to do with succeeding in your career. Luck is definitely a factor but not nearly as much as some people want you to believe. It may appear to be luck that the guy you hate at work keeps getting promoted over you. Well next time something like that happens you will be prepared. A recent Linkedin survey has found 3 ways for you to be more “lucky” in your career. Read them after the jump! Your job could depend on it.

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Bunch Of Whiners!

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Now I am lucky enuogh to have a wonderful woman in my life that “completes me” but there are some people out there who don’t. I get it, it sucks being alone and having no one to care if you die or not but I can probably figure out why that is. You STINK of desperation!

I am kind of disturbed by the survey that I found that said that %75 of men and %70 of women  who have GREAT salaries would be willing to

Job Advice

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We can all use a little advice when it comes to getting a job, especially if you are currently unemployed. I have always sucked at the interview process, mainly because of that dumb “describe yourself in 5 words” question. It always confuses me! Do they want 5 different adjectives, a sentence that contains only 5 words? If I say “hard worker” does it sound like I’m lying, cause it feels like I’m lying even though I am a hard worker. Are they rolling their eyes at the stereotypical words I use? WHAT! JUST TELL ME IF I GOT THE JOB! AHHHHHHH! (puffs on inhaler)

See? I had a mini panic attack just thinking about interviewing. I assume I’m not the only one who feels this way, thankfully I found a cool article with tips on what to do so that you don’t look like an idiot in the interview. Click the jump for 3 tips to help you out in future job interviews….