Help Your Heart

It seems like everything you do is either going to give you cancer or make you fat these days. Yet, the #1 killer is still heart disease in one form or the other. So you can keep laying in that tanning bed, smoking that cigarette and woofing down those Chocodiles (sooo good…mmmm…) but if you want to live a long time doing that then you may want to watch what you do to your heart. Scientists have come up with 5 simple tips for getting your heart healthier and all of them are free! One might even save you a lot of money. Check them out after the jump!

Jump Kitty JUMP!

Although I excude manliness, I am a huge Cat person. Dogs have never been my thing because of the neediness they show RIGHT when you walk in the door. “Hi puppy…DOWN PUPPY DOWN!” Cats are just sweeter and more independent and couldn’t care less if I was there or not. I like that. Of course I happen to adopt the NEEDIEST cat in the world. Sometimes I wish I were a couple stories higher in my apartment complex so that it I could just toss him out the highest window! (that is what I like to call a segue) Speaking of throwing a cat out the window! =D

Did you know that your cat has up to a 96% chance of living if you throw him out of a 9 story window? I wish I was making that up. Due to some weird cat instinct when their bodies Continue reading