MARKED For Death

You thought you were being slick when you slipped off your wedding ring and went into your favorite bar didn’t you? You weren’t counting on your cunning wife predicting that you would eventually try such a devious thing were you. So if you can’t tell from the picture above, there is a new wedding band that you can buy that will leave a mark on your loved one, even if they happen to lose it down the sink (Riiiiiiiiight). The ultimate honesty tester would be to get this ring for your loved one and not tell them! Then, not only can they never ask you why it leaves a mark (because they have to take it off to notice) but they won’t be able to cheat on you either! Lets be honest. If you have to buy this ring to keep your loved one from cheating on you…rethinking the marriage wouldn’t be a horrible idea. To see the full picture and a picture of the ring click the jump!
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Happy Birthday!


Sadly, this was my father figure growing up (well him and ALF…. not much better). Coincidentally I may have discovered why I’m such a smart ass…Oh well! This doesn’t make my girlfriend excited to start a life with me or have chidren but she should be thankful I’m not a shoe salesman! So what if I just want to sit on the couch watching Psycho Dad with my hand in my pants! Anyway… Happy 66th Birthday Ed O’Neil, or as I like to call him “Pops!”

“thank your father kids”

“THANKS DAD!”