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Pops Is Trippin’

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Everyone that was in school had a couple of different fears. Including the girl/guy you like finding the note you wrote to your friend saying how much you “looooove” them. The other one was your mom walking into your classroom with nothing but her pajamas on and her hair in curlers. Well it’s not only mom kids were worried about, apparently most teenagers are embarrassed by their dads. 60% are embarrassed by their father’s fashion choices, including bad hairdos and wearing socks with sandals what’s wrong with that?). Three out of four teenagers are embarrassed by things their father says and 30% say they’d pretend not to know their father if they saw him in public. Now that’s just SAD! Although when I become a dad I’m sure that I’ll either embarrass my kid on purpose or they will have their pants hanging down to their ankles and I’ll pretend not to know THEM.

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Yeah, you DID read that correctly! There are some things that Mama told you that actually may have directly affected your sex life. We all know mom has little nuggets of wisdom in her purse when you need them, like “You better shop around” and “there will be days like this” and you can’t forget “life is like a box of chocolates” but did you know the less creative advice probably helped you more. If you didn’t have a mom who was also a taller yoda (or the same size in my case) then click the jump and let my words guide you into your next relationship.

Mom Is A Cheater!

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You better make sure you are getting your wife something good this year for Mother’s Day. Even if she isn’t a mom yet, you better make her feel like she is! Well unless you WANT her to cheat on you the next day. A new study has come out from AshleyMadison.com which is a website where married people can go to cheat on their significant others. They have found that more women sign up on the day after Mother’s Day than on any other day of the year. Could this be a coincidence? It could, but are you willing to risk it? It may not be a romantic holiday but it shows your woman how much you really apprecite them.

You still got time to hit up a Hallmark on the way home and pretend you planned it the whole time!