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You Don’t Say?

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You were 16 and thought that in order to get “respect” you had to do something INSANE like getting a tattoo of your girlfriends lips on your cheek. Or how about that Mickey Mouse holding a shotgun one that wouldn’t make any sense anywhere else but on your neck. Were you really living the “thug life” when you got those words tatted on your fingers? Well NOW you want a job and don’t understand why the bank won’t hire you. You’re not alone.

It turns out that tattoo removal has gone up 32% in the last year, with 40% of the people surveyed saying that they did it so they could find a job. Another 18% of people got theirs removed because it was an ex’s name. We all knew it was going to happen, but you didn’t believe us. Why? Because he was the “love of your life” and you would never break up and after high school you were going to move in together and live happily ever after (Am I hitting to close to home with anyone? My bad). So kids, think about where your putting those tattoos before you get them.

With all that said, isn’t the one in the picture the most AWESOME neck tattoo you have ever seen! That guy is totally forgiven and hired!.

*ATTENTION* Single Men!

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No, I’m not saying I’m single and that you have any kind of shot. I know, you’re disappointed but this delicious scoop of vanilla is on someone else’s ice cream cone. Plus, I like chicks so there’s that. What I WAS saying was that although you are single you can have the “girlfriend” experience with this new website GirlfriendHire.com where women post ads for the girlfriend-like tasks they will do for you. No not THAT you little perv, this isn’t a porn site! They WILL critique your clothing choices, send you flirtatious text messages, post on your wall to make another woman jealous, whatever. Every task will cost $5 just like the website Fiverr. So if you wanna “pretend” you have a lady friend OR just don’t wanna do your laundry (i’m sure that’s in there) then you should check it out!

And Yes, we all think you are a sad and lonely man…like the guy in the photo, but do what you gotta do boo boo.

It’s About Time!

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They have finally accepted the new generation! By “they” I mean the the National Broadcasting Alert System. All the major US carriers will go live with an emergency alert system on your cell phones. You will get text warnings for tornados, flash floods, earthquakes and more. You CAN opt out of these alerts however, you won’t be able to avoid a presidential declaration of a national emergency. The carriers are: At&t, Cellcom, Cricket, Sprint Nextel, T-Mobile, US Cellular, and Verizon Wireless. I think this is way over due with the vast amount of cell phone customers there are now. Will it work? We will see when the first alert hits!

iPhone 5 May Have Bigger Screen!

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There all always tons of rumors floating aroung about the next generation iPhone. I have found that for the last 3 concepts they have said the screen was going to be bigger but it never happens. So I’m not sure how much you can trust this one but it came with some cool concept photos. If this is what it looks like then put me down for 2 please! According to the Wallstreet Journal Apple has ordered screens from it’s Asian suppliers measuring “at least 4 inches diagonally” and according to the pictures they are expecting a new body style as well. Check out more phots after the jump!
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This Sounds Familiar…

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“Four Celebrities. Blind Auditions. Spinning Chairs. But It’s not what you think” This is the new slogan for FOX’s brand new show called “The Choice.” A show in which 4 single celebrities will be facing away from men and women blindly auditioning for thier affection. The contestant will talk about themselves and if the celeb likes what they hear, they can pull their “love handle” and turn their chair around to meet the auditioner. If 2 stars are interested the contestant gets to choose between them. After 3 are selcted they will begin to widdle the contestants down until they have sleceted the one they would like to go on a date with. The show premieres on June 7th on FOX and will be hosted by Cat Deeley. You think they could have tried to at least PRETEND that they weren’t completely ripping off “The Voice” but oh well. No word on who the celebrity judges are just yet.

Celebrity Jeopardy

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Did you think the same thing that I did, Jeopardy is still on the air? (yes, I know that is a picture of Will Ferrell ) Apparently it is and there is going to be a Celebrity Week with a bunch of people you never knew you always wanted to see on the show. They are officailly calling it “Power Players Week” and will have a bunch of celeb and media personalities playing for charity. Including Kareem Abdul-Jabar, Lewis Black and Anderson Cooper. The shows will air from May 14th – 19th and you can see the entire list after the jump!
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Angry Birds Cartoon?

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Ok, I get that Angry Birds is an addicting game! I play it while I’m on the air all the time but, do they really need to make a cartoon about it? 52 episodes of an animated Angry Birds series is in the works and will be released in the fall. I guess that’s better than the movie they are planning that has been postponed for now. You can expect that in 2015 though. I didn’t know people actually like the characters in the game that much. I just look at them as bolders with eyes that I need to kill the green ugly things. Beyond that, I have no attachment to the voiceless characters. Am I wrong? Do you LOVE Angry Birds and can’t wait for the show to come to your mobile device?


Homeless Hot Spots?

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Yes, soon you will be able to use a homeless person as an internet Hot Spot. That’s right, simulateously giving homeless people money and allowing you to play on your wi-fi only iPad (cause its the cheapest) is actually a thing that they are working on. In fact they are testing this as we speak in Austin. What happens is they will find a random homeless person on the street and “recruit” them. They put on a T-Shirt that says “Im a Hot Spot” and you give them some money via Paypal to connect to their network. The homeless people get to keep the money that is donated and you get Wi-Fi. Pretty sweet right?

The only thing I can see wrong is that where homeless people usually hang out. You probabaly don’t want to be cruising your laptop there for longer than it takes to drive through the area. We will see!

Free App Of The Day 3/12

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It’s been one of those days where you just want to kill some one right? Well, instead of going to jail or dying in a valiant last stand against the cops. Why not just download the app “Zombie Gunship” and kill HUNDREDS of people! They deserve it too, they are trying to eat your friends. Blow them up with some sweet missles of take them out with your 50 cal. No matter how you do it, it’s a good time! Did I mention it’s free? However only for the iPhone right now.