Don’t Eat & Drive

On occasion you can find me eating a sandwich, talking on the phone, blasting my music and looking at directions on my phone all at once! Suprisingly, I’m not DEAD! After reading this study I may have to adjust my driving tactics. Nah, I’ll just buy a bluetooth!

Eating and driving distracts you significantly more than being drunk or texting and driving. When you eat, your reaction time slows down up to…

We Are All SCREWED!


By “we” I mean the MEN of the world. Luckily I tricked my wonderful girlfriend into staying with me even though I look and act like a 12 year old fat kid. Some of you might not be as fortunate as I am and I think I may have discovered why. (BE WARNED if you are a guy with low self-esteem, this is not going to make you feel better) A survey was done with 2000 women to find out what the qualities are that make the perfect man. The only part I have going for me is the clean shaven, hairless chest thing. That’s because, like I said, I look like I’m 12. Check out the breakdown of the 26 criteria after the jump and ladies let us know how accurate it is!

Where Is Your Right Hand?

It is most likely on the mouse to your computer right? I apologize to the left handers for being ambi-bias but let’s face it, your a minority. Either way, whatever hand you are controlling your mouse with needs to be washed IMMEDIATELY. According to a new study that I found, while clicking around with my mouse,  your average computer mouse if 3 times filthier than your toilet seat. (picking food from my teeth) It also found that just about everything you touched in the office today is on the same level. Keyboard, office chair, desk, phone, elevator button ALL dirtier than your toilet.

I like to keep a positive outlook on things, so what I’m going to take away from this is that I can save about 100 bucks and 4 hours a year using and buying hand sanitizer. The more germs the merrier! No matter what you do, they are going to get you…they are on you RIGHT NOW!

Have a nice day =)

Quiet PLEASE!

I’m not a big fan of “quiet” because I would rather not sit and think about things. Yes, that probably means I have some psychological problem that stems from having ……”la la la la la I can’t hear you” What were we talking about? Oh yes, some people just want some “peace and quiet” when they get home from work. I’m assuming that is where these scientists in Minneapolis got the idea to create the quietest place on EARTH. They built a laboratory that is 99.99% sound absorbant which gives them the world record. HOWEVER, it has an unpredicted side effect that could make you Continue reading

Bald Barbie

I had been seeing a petition circling Facebook for the last couple months about making a bald Barbie. The idea is that it would show young girls that are going through chemo-therapy and losing their hair that they are still beautiful. I thought it was such a great idea and I wasn’t the only one. Mattel, the makers of Barbie have decided to do it. What’s even cooler is that they won’t be available in stores. Mattel will be donating them to children’s hospitals. If there ever was a time to click the “like” button, it would be now!

Booby Traps!

If you’re a man then you know the most powerful tool for male destruction is the female body. Well women know that too apparently. (which one of you told them?) According to a new survey 2/3 of women have used their cleavage to get advantages. I can’t count how many times I have instructed my girlfriend to “make sure the girls are out” when she is going to ask for a raise, or a cop pulls her over. To which she always replys “of course!” Now there really aren’t any statistics showing the results of whipping them out when they want something but as a guy I can say it probably works 99.9% of the time on me. Here are the stats for what most women use their cleavage for: Continue reading

COFFEE COFFEE!!!

Everyone enjoys a good cup of coffee now and then. Or in my case Vanilla Frappichino in the bottle from Walgreens (they never make it right at starbucks). There are people out there that get their fix of caffine everyday and those people are blowing their money! I don’t want to tell you how to live but did you know that if you saved all the money you spent on coffee throughout your career you would have about $25,000 to spend? The avergage coffee drinker spends about $11 a week, which for you Starbucks fans is about triple that, and multiply that by 45 years of working. That leaves the average person the ability to buy a new car CASH. Albeit not a super nice one, but it’s still a car.

Enjoy your Java!

Invention Of The Year


While I think this is a GREAT idea and is well overdue in society, I’m still having trouble with the method with which the liquid is released. The picture above is of a product called the Freedom Flask and it helps you take liquor into places that bringing your own is frowned upon. For example, instead of paying $25 per shot at a club, you can bring your own with you and “pee” it into your cup. I say pee because the device is strapped to your stomach like a fanny pack and then a tube hangs down so you can open your zipper and dispence the fluid easily. They made a video that you can watch after the jump! Continue reading

Homework Is Bad For You

Where was this study when I was in school? I don’t think I hated many things about school as much as I did homework. I mean, you have me for 6 hours EVERYDAY. if you can’t teach me what I need to know in that time then you should reconsider your career. Thankfully those Aussies are on top of things like this.

A study out of Australia shows that homework Continue reading