Father’s Day Gifts To Avoid

Perhaps you have been waiting to buy your dad a gift until I posted this list to help you decide what you should get him. Most likely that’s not true but we are going to pretend anyway. Well here is it! The list you have been waiting for since you remember it was Father’s Day this weekend. Sometimes dad can be hard to shop for because he always says that all he needs is the 3 “S’s” (Sleep. Sex. Silence.) and he will be happy. Wouldn’t we all. However, you’re going to give it a try and see if you can find something just right. Here are the things he DOESN’T want.
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What NOT To Say To Women.

I think as a man grows older he slowly figures out the things you are NOT supposed to say to any female. EVER. Of course, that doesn’t mean we learned anything or that we aren’t going to slip every now and then. My shoe has permanent teeth marks on the tip from all the times I put my foot in my mouth.

For those of us that need help every now and then, there was a survey done to find out the absolute WORST things you can say to a woman. The best thing FYI is “Have you lost weight?” acccording to the women surveyed. Click the jump to read the worst.
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