I think I’m going to start writing mine now! I have to find a way to top this one that was done in Denver Colorado. Tell me this is not the most GANGSTA obituary ever written!

“Weary of reading obituaries noting someone’s courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors’ orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.”