Everyday I wake up there are 2 things that I do immediately after opening my eyes. First I go to the bathroom, and second I reflect on how AWESOME it is to be a guy. Yes, we are dumb and slow and get a lot of grief for being heartless but we are also extremely low maintenance. Any guy who doesn’t admit that not giving birth is a great thing is a horrible person. On top of that, it is expensive to keep your lady parts maintained! I bet you didn’t even know that you spend over $2500 a year just on that part of your body did you? The website Jezebel.com calculated how much and on what you spend that money on. Click the jump to find out more reasons it is just fabulous being male.