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How Men Annoy Women

I’m sure you are expecting a HUGE list of things from clipping their toe nails and smelling them, to saying they know how to fix that broken thing in the house when really they have no clue. Well thankfully they narrowed the list down to just the main ones. A new article in Cosmo broke down the top things that men do that annoy women and what they can do about it. Usually I read these articles and laugh because it’s hilarious how little women actually know about men. In this case though, it’s pretty dead on. So I thought I would share for the ladies. There is always room to fix your man ladies am I right?
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Not On The First Date!

We all have our own first date horror stories. Luckly I have avoided the “you know I’m a dude right?” kind of bad date, but there have been some bad ones. The problem is that as a guy, I have no idea where to take a woman on the first date. I’m sure they don’t want to go see a niner game with me, or see what new comics are in my box at the comic book store (yes, I have a box…) So where do you take someone you barely know to impress them. The answer to that, I don’t know. I DO know 5 places NOT to take them though! Check them out after the jump!
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MARKED For Death

You thought you were being slick when you slipped off your wedding ring and went into your favorite bar didn’t you? You weren’t counting on your cunning wife predicting that you would eventually try such a devious thing were you. So if you can’t tell from the picture above, there is a new wedding band that you can buy that will leave a mark on your loved one, even if they happen to lose it down the sink (Riiiiiiiiight). The ultimate honesty tester would be to get this ring for your loved one and not tell them! Then, not only can they never ask you why it leaves a mark (because they have to take it off to notice) but they won’t be able to cheat on you either! Lets be honest. If you have to buy this ring to keep your loved one from cheating on you…rethinking the marriage wouldn’t be a horrible idea. To see the full picture and a picture of the ring click the jump!
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I Need Some Space

“it’s not me, it’s you” is the right way to say it! Nah, it’s totally normal that you are going to want some “me” time in a relationship. According to a new study, 31% of wives and 26% of husbands feel like they don’t have enough space. That’s right, women are more likely to want some space than men. if you aren’t as smooth as me, then you might not know how to ask for it without your significant other getting all OFFENDED. I once broke up with a girl on accident because I said “you know what it is, I just need some space” and she FREAKED out and hung up on me and never called me back. I didn’t want to stop doing the deed, I just wanted some time to relax before I approved an additional charge on my credit card. Some phone sex operators are just so dang clingy. But I have learned from this experience and have come up with some tips on how to get some space and not upset your partner. By “come up with” I mean found an article by Dr. Terri Orbuch who is a psychologist at the University of Michigan. These are her suggestions but since she most likely doesn’t read this blog, I’m going to say they are mine!
Dumped!

It’s something that has happened to all of us at one time or another (except those few people that found their first true love the first time they went on a date, and to those people the rest of the world is giving you the finger!) ?and a new survey shows some of the most popualr reasons. Like are you more likely to get dumped because you’re too tall or too short? How about for being chubbier than when the relationship started? And what is the most destructive habit someone can have that would cause a break-up? Find out the answers to all of these questions after the jump!
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Why You 2 Broke Up

Could it be that you smell like hot garbage and your mom dresses you funny? Probably…but thats not in the top 10 reasons why women dump men OR men dump women. However, good for YOU! Getting a significant other like that even though we both know you’re a nerd. How do I know? Cause you’re reading this post that a NERD wrote (Bwahahaha!) I’m sure you’re a lovely person (inside) and have a huge heart full of love (inside) but until then you need to stay…inside. If you would like to see the top 10 now then all you have to do is click the jump. Suprisingly I don’t see “it’s not you…it’s me” on either list. Guess it is YOUR fault!
I Get No Respect…

Awww I miss Rodney Dangerfield. However, he has nothing to do with this post. My girlfriend tells me the tales of her and her ex-boy, and how towards the end of the relationship she just “lost respect” for him. That baffled me at first but then after the story it made sense. I had never heard a break-up discribed that way before and eventually it became pretty funny (like 30 seconds TOPS). SO when i stumbled across this article onAskMen.Com I decided to stop and read it. Apparently there are 6 different things that a man can do to make his woman “lose respect” for him. Not just the obvious ones like cheating or performing the dutch oven on her, but some ones that may suprise both men and women. Check them out after the jump!
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Keep It To Yourself!

Have you ever been cruising your online dating profile and found someone you thought was “hot” and decided to read some of their information, only to be turned off immediately by something? That’s pretty common actually. You see a hot guy/girl and think “I’d do em, but lets see if they are crazy first” and you scan through and find out they collect little model clowns under their “hobbies” section. “What kind of weirdo collects little clowns?” you think to yourself. The quickly move on to the next poor soul. Or how about those people that put all this negative stuff in their “about me” section? “I really hate my job and I don’t do well in relationships…you should give me a try, I’m fun” CLEARLY they don’t sound “fun” and you move on. Well a website named Guyism found 4 common mistakes you can make on your dating profile. So if you want to get dates then you may want to NEVER do these things after the jump!
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Would Your Relationship Pass?

Could your relationship live up to the scientific knowledge of the 1920’s? You rememeber the 20’s right? Segregation, women just started voting, REAL Coke! Well the “Smithsonian Magazine” dug up a 1924 issue of a magazine called “Science and Invention”, and found a four-item LOVE TEST. It was supposed to scientifically predict whether a marriage would succeed or fail. Apparently even when you ladies were barefoot and pregnant there were still marriage problems, and I thought that was the perfect life. See if you would pass the test after the jump! (WARNING: Scientist in the 20’s were kind of weird)
For those people who have been in long and loving relationships, you already know that the frequency of “nasty time” has declined a bit over the years. Unfortunately its inevitable that this is going to happen and most of the time it’s no ones fault (unless you’re Kristen Stewart….wow, first time I’ve been able to use that reference. Mostly because I don’t care. Ok, let’s move on.)We get locked up in routines and sometimes don’t realize that the little things we do may be why the sex life has suffered. After the jump you can find 3 common reasons why this happens and you probably never thought of them before!