relationships

Don’t Tell Them THAT!

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We are a sensitvie bunch. By “we” I mean us guys. Believe it or not we are a little insecure as well (it’s not all about YOU!) and we have a reputation to protect. So there are some things you can tell your friends about us, like how GREAT we are in bed. That we don’t mind, you could announce that to the world if you like. Just don’t tell them we like to cuddle afterwards! That just makes us sound like a wuss. I know, it shouldn’t be anything we are ashamed of because the ladies like a cuddler. Trust us, we don’t want to be ashamed but we have to be because it’s not “Manly” when said out loud. So keep in between us because if that gets out then we have to deal with our friends calling us “Captain Cuddle Pants.” So In order to help you ladies in this process I have discovered a list of things that ARE and AREN’T ok for you to tell your friends about. Check them out after the jump!
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Just Give Up Now.

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There are some relationships that we see that we look on in awe. “How did they find a way to make it work so long?” and “They must REALLY love each other” are the things we say when we see someone celebrating their golden anniversary. It just goes to show that there are some people who can still do “until death do us part.” This is NOT one of those times. In fact, this should make you realize that no matter how much you may love your significant other EVENTUALLY you just get tired of them there ALL THE TIME. After 115 years of marriage, 2 giant turtles at a zoo in Autria have called it quits. The marriage really started to go down hill when the female turtle BIT a chunk out of the males shell. Now they can’t stand the site of each other and the zoo has announced they are getting “divorced” now. Proof that even in the turtle world…bitches BE crazy!