MARKED For Death

You thought you were being slick when you slipped off your wedding ring and went into your favorite bar didn’t you? You weren’t counting on your cunning wife predicting that you would eventually try such a devious thing were you. So if you can’t tell from the picture above, there is a new wedding band that you can buy that will leave a mark on your loved one, even if they happen to lose it down the sink (Riiiiiiiiight). The ultimate honesty tester would be to get this ring for your loved one and not tell them! Then, not only can they never ask you why it leaves a mark (because they have to take it off to notice) but they won’t be able to cheat on you either! Lets be honest. If you have to buy this ring to keep your loved one from cheating on you…rethinking the marriage wouldn’t be a horrible idea. To see the full picture and a picture of the ring click the jump!
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For The True Romantics…

Why not get your lovely woman in waiting some thick…creamy…sauce…for her breadsticks! They come with the pizza and cinnamon sticks you recieve from Pizza Hut when you buy the ultimate “Tie-The-Knot” Package. It only costs about $10,010 for it and you can only get it for a limited time so get that credit card out! Oh, it does come with a bunch of other pretty expensive things like a Red Ruby Ring and…

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