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For those people who have been in long and loving relationships, you already know that the frequency of “nasty time” has declined a bit over the years. Unfortunately its inevitable that this is going to happen and most of the time it’s no ones fault (unless you’re Kristen Stewart….wow, first time I’ve been able to use that reference. Mostly because I don’t care. Ok, let’s move on.)We get locked up in routines and sometimes don’t realize that the little things we do may be why the sex life has suffered. After the jump you can find 3 common reasons why this happens and you probably never thought of them before!Cool Facts About Guys!
I actually bumped into a couple articles today with interesting facts about us guys and decided to clump them together in one. First, after a massive new global study, scientists have officially declared that women are LAZIER than men. 34% of women worldwide are “Inactive”, which means they do less than 30 minutes of moderate activity five days a week. 28% of men are “inactive”. In the U.S., overall, 40.5% of adults are inactive, including 33.5% of men and 47.4% of women. Sooo HA! Men are not as lazy as you ladies think we are..well I am but the majority aren’t.
Second, we finally have a logical excuse for wanting to go to sleep right after we are done doing the DEED. It’s not our fault, it’s science once again to save our butts. A team of neuroscientists in France have actually found that after a man’s climax, the brain shuts down its area for sexual desire and FLOODS with chemicals. One of those is serotonin, which makes him want to go to sleep. Women’s brains don’t do that.
Check. Mate.
We Can’t Stand You.
We all have our things that we can’t stand about the opposite sex. Some are different but most of the time it’s the same old complaints. “Men never listen” or “Women talk to much” no one is perfect right? So lets get the top 5 things that we hate about the opposite sex out of the way and then fix the problems and move on. Which, by the way, is a very “man” way to handle things that annoys women. You give us a problem and we try to fix it. Simple right? NOPE! Women don’t want you to fix their problems, they just want you to let them tell you and cry on your shoulder. I will never understand this. Which is why we have these lists! Check them out after the jump!
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Lights OFF Please!
I don’t know if you have ever seen me naked but trust me, it ain’t pretty! So of course right before I’m ready to get down and dirty in the bedroom I always find a way to turn off the lights. Either it’s strategically planned on the way into the room or I launch my shirt at the switch and hope for the best.
Thankfully I’m not the only one, according to a new global survey 64% of Americans like to do the “dance with no pants” with the lights out. Only one country beat us with 65% of people and that was England. If you’re going to do the horizontal mambo in Spain though, they will most likely keep the lights on. Only 44% of them actually preferred it dark.
Im just going to go ahead and assume it’s because we are the most obese nations in the world. It’s gotten so bad with me that I turn the lights off just to brush my teeth after I get out of the shower.
Ohio Hates Sex
Ok, maybe not HATE but Ohioans sure don’t value it that much. Chemistry.com surveyed 10 MILLION users and one of the questions they asked was “How much do you value sex?” Then they took that data and matched it up to the cities they lived in and made a list of the top 10 cities who value sex the most and the least. 8 of the top ten who value it most are in California and 3 of the top ten who value it the least are in Ohio. Including Dayton (where I live). See the lists after the jump!
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Sex NOT A Deal Breaker?
So all those releationships ended that made you inscure about your bed skills, may have nothing to do with that. They (who ever they are) surveyed over 5000 single men and women and found out the top relationship “deal-breakers” and sex was not really one of them. 44% of men and 50% of women said they’d keep dating someone even if they were horrible in bed (good news for me!) They did uncover 5 BIGGER deal breakers though, check them out after the jump!
Get Some Action This Weekend!
As we all know, a way to a woman’s heart is through her bra. Right? I mean what other way would you be able to access the heart? Anyway, since it is the weekend you will probably be on the hunt for some action and I found some conversations that will MOST LIKELY get the girl interested in you. Ok, I didn’t find them. Askmen.com found them and I’m just repeating them to you. Check them out after the jump!
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Forget The Gym!
This might be the best argument ever for eating fruits and vegetables. If you eat them, women will have sex with you, even if you’re NOT GOOD LOOKING.
A study out of Malaysia found that women ranked men more attractive if their skin had a “golden” healthy glow to it. That glow comes from eating fruits and vegetables, which have the antioxidants you need for extra-healthy skin.
The researchers tested it on the faces of both white and black men, and it proved to be true for both . . . and the glow that came from healthier skin made women more attracted to the men regardless of how good looking they actually were.
Dr. Ian Stephen led the study. He says it makes sense biologically . . . our brains are attracted to people who look healthy because that’s a sign of good fertility and genetics. And glowing skin is a good sign of that health
Want to Look 10 Years Younger?
Well then throw on some baby-making music and GET YOU FREAK ON!
A new study shows that sex is related to good health and although women feel that sex is more of an obligation these days it could help them look 10 years younger. Elizabeth Cahill of HealthyWomen said, quote, “an active sex life can decrease stress, strengthen pelvic floor muscles, increase immune system function and burn calories.”
Women who have sex more than 4 times per week look up to 10 years younger than their actual age. So men, you have a few new pick up lines to choose from, I’ll give you a couple!
“Hey baby, let me help to boost that colligen level…giggity”
“Having sex with me will make you live longer”
“Quick! Lets go back to my place, I can see your health is fading and your in need of an injection!”
..Your welcome.
Why Didn’t I Think Of That?
Lets see, A parking space with walls on the sides… I wonder what they could use this for? Why wouldn’t you want to see inside someone elses car?
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