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Don’t Eat That!

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Growing up there was one thing I refused to do, and that was work with food. That includes fast food places and restaurants. I don’t want to know what happens back there EVER. I just want to enjoy my food and believe that ignorance is bliss. Luckily I got my wish and stayed as far away from them as possible. If you are like me and would just like to enjoy the food you eat from fast food places and not know too much, you may not want to read any more of this post.

A user on Reddit.com asked fast food workers if they could name any items on their menu that they would NOT order and why. It got a lot of responses and after the jump you can read the highlights! Hope your not eating right now…
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Potty Fishin’

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At some point in our lives we are going to drop something in the toilet that we don’t want to be in there. There have been several occasions that I’ve gone Potty Fishin’ for an item i needed. Unfortunately it’s almost always after I have finished using the toilet and it’s no longer just harmless water. Luckily I have never dropped my cell phone in the toilet so i haven’t had to make that critical decision just yet. If it came down to it though I am almost certain that I would reach in and get it out no matter what was “occompaining” it. It seems that 53% of people surveyed agree with that. What else would you do to get your phone back? Dig through garbage? Fight someone? See which side you fall on more “what ifs” after the jump!
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Do YOU Believe?

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I’m not sure how to type that creepy twilight theme song but here we go.. DO do DO do DO do Do do DO do DO...that works right? In my opinion it would be selfish for us to think that we are the only planet with life in the universe, however, I don’t think they have visited us. What do you believe? Well according to a survey, 36% of you are CERTAIN that UFO’s exist, 48% of you aren’t sure and 16% of you think there is NO CHANCE they do. It’s good to see that the majority of Americans are indecisive…shocker. Do people believe that there is a Men In Black type organization that keeps people that have spotted aliens quiet? Find out the answer to that and many other questions on the next episode of….The Twilight Zone…do Do do Do do Do do Do do Do. I just wanted to type that again. It’s fun. Ok, click the jump for more stats!
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Like Sand Through The Hourglass…

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Does anyone under 50 even know what that means? What the hell is an hourglass anyway? There are several milestones in life that mean a lot to you. Like the first time you slept with your best friends girlfriend, or the first time you held someone at gunpoint. However, those aren’t experiences that everyone has (I know, weird right?) in their life. Things like the average age people enjoy their first kiss, or when they realize that ARE actually too old for this sh**. Do you remember when that and other important things happened in your life? Compare them to Pfizer.com’s survey results after the jump!
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You Don’t Say?

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You were 16 and thought that in order to get “respect” you had to do something INSANE like getting a tattoo of your girlfriends lips on your cheek. Or how about that Mickey Mouse holding a shotgun one that wouldn’t make any sense anywhere else but on your neck. Were you really living the “thug life” when you got those words tatted on your fingers? Well NOW you want a job and don’t understand why the bank won’t hire you. You’re not alone.

It turns out that tattoo removal has gone up 32% in the last year, with 40% of the people surveyed saying that they did it so they could find a job. Another 18% of people got theirs removed because it was an ex’s name. We all knew it was going to happen, but you didn’t believe us. Why? Because he was the “love of your life” and you would never break up and after high school you were going to move in together and live happily ever after (Am I hitting to close to home with anyone? My bad). So kids, think about where your putting those tattoos before you get them.

With all that said, isn’t the one in the picture the most AWESOME neck tattoo you have ever seen! That guy is totally forgiven and hired!.

Bunch Of Whiners!

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Now I am lucky enuogh to have a wonderful woman in my life that “completes me” but there are some people out there who don’t. I get it, it sucks being alone and having no one to care if you die or not but I can probably figure out why that is. You STINK of desperation!

I am kind of disturbed by the survey that I found that said that %75 of men and %70 of women  who have GREAT salaries would be willing to

How Do You Like Your Porn?

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Yes, I took that innocent looking picture and made it dirty bwahahaha! Anyway….Accroding a survey of 400 porno watchers. 20.5% of them say they watch them for the DIALOGUE! I am not one of those people, mine usually has to be on mute so I don’t disturb the neighbors. Thin walls. (Sad, but true)

19.5% of people took the opposite approach and said they HATE porn with storylines and talking, and just want sex.

51.7% of people say they watch porno alone, and have their way with themselves while they watch. 24.3% are liars, and say they watch it alone but don’t go at themselves, they just like the entertainment. 23.5% watch with a significant other.
62% of people say their favorite on-screen porno combo is two women and one man. Two men and a woman . . . a.k.a. the DEVIL’S THREE-WAY . . . came in second, with 25.7%.
And finally, 33% of the people surveyed said that even with all the free porno out there, they still regularly PAY for the stuff they want.

Wanna End Your Relationship?

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This could be used for good and EVIL! You could either read over this list and discover why your relationships keep ending -OR- you could use one of these things to get out of your relationship without having to ACTUALLY do it. What I have here is a list of 6 quickest ways to get a woman to stop dating you from the Romance novel company Harlequin. These will almost always end a relationship….