Superbowl is around the corner and that means that there are parties to attend right? Well every year we go to the party and there is always “THAT” guy who no one can stand because of several reasons. Here are the main 6 things that will make YOU that guy…don’t be THAT guy!
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Sex Life Sucking?
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For those people who have been in long and loving relationships, you already know that the frequency of “nasty time” has declined a bit over the years. Unfortunately its inevitable that this is going to happen and most of the time it’s no ones fault (unless you’re Kristen Stewart….wow, first time I’ve been able to use that reference. Mostly because I don’t care. Ok, let’s move on.)We get locked up in routines and sometimes don’t realize that the little things we do may be why the sex life has suffered. After the jump you can find 3 common reasons why this happens and you probably never thought of them before!When Did I Get Fat?
According to reports plastic surgery is up and they are blaming Facebook. Apparently some people have never looked in a mirror, so when they get a picture of themself put on their Facebook wall they FREAK out! “I didn’t know my face looked like it had been attacked by a hive of Ugly Bees” or “when did I get more chins than stomachs?” OR “Maybe I should stop going to the tanning booth cause Im starting to look like an orange EWOK” These are questions that plague us everyday (ok, I made those up but I’m sure it’s something like that) So to save your face from ending up like Lindsey Lohans or worse Mickey Rourke’s, here are some helpful tips to make you look better from your friends at Skype.
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Trick Your Body!
There are certain things you can do to “trick” your body into thinking something else is going on. For example, I trick my eyes into thinking I’m thin and good looking everyday. I also trick my mind into thinking that all girls want me. However, the tricks I’m going to tell you about ACTUALLY work. Like, did you know that if you want to take a quick nap you should drink a cup of coffee first? Weird right? Find out why and 3 more tricks you can use after the jump!
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Just Sleep Naked!
With it being as hot as it has been lately, my AC has been working all night and all day long. Still it won’t go below 75 in my apartment and for me to sleep it needs to be at least 65 degrees. Otherwise I will toss and turn and be grumpy in the morning. It has been an issue with me for about a month and I just can’t seem to cool down so I can go to sleep. So usually I just strip and sprawl out in front of the fan like a dog! Thankfully I found this article that gives me some helpful tips on how to get cool at night. If you have the same problem as me then you may want to take a look!
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How Men Annoy Women
I’m sure you are expecting a HUGE list of things from clipping their toe nails and smelling them, to saying they know how to fix that broken thing in the house when really they have no clue. Well thankfully they narrowed the list down to just the main ones. A new article in Cosmo broke down the top things that men do that annoy women and what they can do about it. Usually I read these articles and laugh because it’s hilarious how little women actually know about men. In this case though, it’s pretty dead on. So I thought I would share for the ladies. There is always room to fix your man ladies am I right?
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Just ONE Moron
As we have all learned at some point or another, it only takes one dumb ass to ruin everyone’s fun. “Hey Skylar put this on my b***s and light it bro!” We know that guy, he’s probably in your family. Some of us just want to have fun and enjoy lighting some fireworks to celebrate Independence Day. Especially since it’s a little dry outside lately, the chances of you burning your neighborhood down have easily doubled. Now not only have you lost all YOUR stuff, you have ruthlessly murdered little Meow Meow and Ms Jangles. You neighbors pet cats, who lets face it, you never liked anyway but they were still innocent victims. So why not take some time and go over these helpful hints on how to be safe with fireworks during a drout. For your neighbors cats sake, click the jump.
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Help Your Heart
It seems like everything you do is either going to give you cancer or make you fat these days. Yet, the #1 killer is still heart disease in one form or the other. So you can keep laying in that tanning bed, smoking that cigarette and woofing down those Chocodiles (sooo good…mmmm…) but if you want to live a long time doing that then you may want to watch what you do to your heart. Scientists have come up with 5 simple tips for getting your heart healthier and all of them are free! One might even save you a lot of money. Check them out after the jump!
I Need Some Space
“it’s not me, it’s you” is the right way to say it! Nah, it’s totally normal that you are going to want some “me” time in a relationship. According to a new study, 31% of wives and 26% of husbands feel like they don’t have enough space. That’s right, women are more likely to want some space than men. if you aren’t as smooth as me, then you might not know how to ask for it without your significant other getting all OFFENDED. I once broke up with a girl on accident because I said “you know what it is, I just need some space” and she FREAKED out and hung up on me and never called me back. I didn’t want to stop doing the deed, I just wanted some time to relax before I approved an additional charge on my credit card. Some phone sex operators are just so dang clingy. But I have learned from this experience and have come up with some tips on how to get some space and not upset your partner. By “come up with” I mean found an article by Dr. Terri Orbuch who is a psychologist at the University of Michigan. These are her suggestions but since she most likely doesn’t read this blog, I’m going to say they are mine!
Signs You’re Dating The Wrong Person
Surprisingly you are most likely the last one to know when you are dating the wrong person. Even though your friends have been begging you to leave them, you are blinded by “love” which is really lust but you can’t see it. Well luckily for you, there is someone like me to tell slap you in the face! Ok, I didn’t come up with them but they are still good tips and I’m going to pretend like they oozed from the greatness that is my mind K? Check them out after the jump and allow me to ruin your relationship.
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