Stick With The Chubby Ones

If men actually know what you ladies think that this might be a little bit of bad news for you. They surveyed a bunch of men to find out what they THINK are the top features women look for and it showed that the majority of men think ladies love abs. 48% to be exact, followed by nice arms at 20%, a nice chest was 3rd with 19% and finally, the mans package came in 4th with 10%. Only 5% think the ladies like the butt and less than 1% thinks women appreciate nice legs on guys. If that is really how you women rank the male body then your are going to like the next bit of info…
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Cool Facts About Guys!

I actually bumped into a couple articles today with interesting facts about us guys and decided to clump them together in one. First, after a massive new global study, scientists have officially declared that women are LAZIER than men. 34% of women worldwide are “Inactive”, which means they do less than 30 minutes of moderate activity five days a week. 28% of men are “inactive”. In the U.S., overall, 40.5% of adults are inactive, including 33.5% of men and 47.4% of women. Sooo HA! Men are not as lazy as you ladies think we are..well I am but the majority aren’t.

Second, we finally have a logical excuse for wanting to go to sleep right after we are done doing the DEED. It’s not our fault, it’s science once again to save our butts. A team of neuroscientists in France have actually found that after a man’s climax, the brain shuts down its area for sexual desire and FLOODS with chemicals. One of those is serotonin, which makes him want to go to sleep. Women’s brains don’t do that.

Check. Mate.

I Am Irresistible To The Ladies

Now these are the kind of stories I like to find on the web! A survey by YourTango.com asked people what makes people of the opposite sex irresistible.  Surprisingly, both men and women agreed that physical appearance WASN’T the most important thing.  Sense of humor was voted the quality that makes people irresistible.  Self-confidence was next.  That doesn’t mean that women completely ignore physical features on guys.  For years the ladies have flocked to my side in hopes to catch a glimpse of my attention. Well that’s the way I see it anyway, they could have just been around because they were trying to win some prize I wasn’t going to give to them on the radio. Or because they thought I was their ‘bestie” when really I had other plans. Either way they flocked ok? Thanks to this survey I finally know why, I can put a BIG OL’ check mark next to the 3 key features that the ladies look for in guys. How do you qualify? Check the stats after the jump!
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How Men Annoy Women

I’m sure you are expecting a HUGE list of things from clipping their toe nails and smelling them, to saying they know how to fix that broken thing in the house when really they have no clue. Well thankfully they narrowed the list down to just the main ones. A new article in Cosmo broke down the top things that men do that annoy women and what they can do about it. Usually I read these articles and laugh because it’s hilarious how little women actually know about men. In this case though, it’s pretty dead on. So I thought I would share for the ladies. There is always room to fix your man ladies am I right?
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We Can’t Stand You.

We all have our things that we can’t stand about the opposite sex. Some are different but most of the time it’s the same old complaints. “Men never listen” or “Women talk to much” no one is perfect right? So lets get the top 5 things that we hate about the opposite sex out of the way and then fix the problems and move on. Which, by the way, is a very “man” way to handle things that annoys women. You give us a problem and we try to fix it. Simple right? NOPE! Women don’t want you to fix their problems, they just want you to let them tell you and cry on your shoulder. I will never understand this. Which is why we have these lists! Check them out after the jump!
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I Get No Respect…

Awww I miss Rodney Dangerfield. However, he has nothing to do with this post. My girlfriend tells me the tales of her and her ex-boy,  and how towards the end of the relationship she just “lost respect”  for him. That baffled me at first but then after the story it made sense. I had never heard a break-up discribed that way before and eventually it became pretty funny (like 30 seconds TOPS). SO when i stumbled across this article onAskMen.Com  I decided to stop and read it. Apparently there are 6 different things that a man can do to make his woman “lose respect” for him. Not just the obvious ones like cheating or performing the dutch oven on her, but some ones that may suprise both men and women. Check them out after the jump!
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Stop Wasting Time Ladies

Ladies, you spend all this time putting on make up and doing your hair in special styles so that you can look nice on a date. Well let me be the first to tell you, you are wasting your time! Either we aren’t going to notice the hair or we are going to be turned off by the 8 lbs of junk you poured into it to make it stay that way. The editors of “Redbook” have found 4 grooming habits that most ladies actually do and it’s turning off the men in your life. You may be surprised at what you read after the jump!
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What NOT To Say To Women.

I think as a man grows older he slowly figures out the things you are NOT supposed to say to any female. EVER. Of course, that doesn’t mean we learned anything or that we aren’t going to slip every now and then. My shoe has permanent teeth marks on the tip from all the times I put my foot in my mouth.

For those of us that need help every now and then, there was a survey done to find out the absolute WORST things you can say to a woman. The best thing FYI is “Have you lost weight?” acccording to the women surveyed. Click the jump to read the worst.
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We Are All SCREWED!


By “we” I mean the MEN of the world. Luckily I tricked my wonderful girlfriend into staying with me even though I look and act like a 12 year old fat kid. Some of you might not be as fortunate as I am and I think I may have discovered why. (BE WARNED if you are a guy with low self-esteem, this is not going to make you feel better) A survey was done with 2000 women to find out what the qualities are that make the perfect man. The only part I have going for me is the clean shaven, hairless chest thing. That’s because, like I said, I look like I’m 12. Check out the breakdown of the 26 criteria after the jump and ladies let us know how accurate it is!

Too Much Make-up?


When men say they like you better without make-up we aren’t just trying to get on your good side! MOST of the time we actually mean it. However, you ladies don’t agree with us at all. According to a new study only 3% of women think they are more attractive without make-up on. I don’t wear it and I think I’m beautiful. I know, it’s different, you don’t have my cheek bones and that’s ok! Find out what the other 97% really thinks of themselves after the jump…