Curse Unleashed Upon The 49ers

Football is at least a month away and my season is already over! A curse has been let loose upon the entire 49er team, thanks to one mans error in judgement. He’s actually dating….HER!

AHHHH!! It’s Jessica Simpson! A football teams greatest fear, just ask the Cowboys. Simpson is now dating the 49ers Ex-Tight End Eric Johnson. Like the 49ers didnt have enough problems. I’m sure she is a nice person, and yes she is kinda super hot (even though she doesn’t brush her teeth) but COME ON! Even though he’s reitred now it’s still in our blood!

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